It’s been about two years since Lamar Odom left the klutches of the Kardashian koven, and things have never been great for the former basketball player. He’s been to rehab, he’s collapsed in nightclubs, and before he and Khloe officially divorced, there was that whole almost-dying-in-a-brothel thing. It’s clear Lamar’s life has not been on the up and up, and unfortunately that continues to seem to be the case. But at least this time there are no drugs involved.
TMZ is reporting that on July 20, gunshots were fired inside of America’s favorite wing-and-titty bar: Hooters. Breasts and guns, America’s favorite pastimes. I’m amazed this wasn’t on fourth of July weekend.
Lamar was at a Hooters in Queens, New York early in the morning when he got into an altercation with someone. Who hasn’t been wasted in a Hooter’s at 3:00 am about to get into a fight with someone? Witnesses told police that Lamar and his bros were about to pack it up for the evening when they started sharing mouthy retorts with another group of men. Pieces of their argument were caught on surveillance. A witness told the police that a man from Not-Lamar’s-Group pulled out a gun and shot into the air. Thankfully nobody was hit.
The NYPD is still out looking for the shooter but no arrests have been made yet. Lamar is clear of any wrongdoing, he was simply a bystander and is cooperating with police in the investigation. His lawyer told TMZ: “Lamar did nothing wrong and was not arrested. He is a law abiding citizen and he did his best to answer all the questions the police had for him.”
Jeez, what is up with being a Kardashian ex? Do they just drain your luck and livelihood? Stupid question, of course they do. We should do something for these men; they need our protection. Where is Reggie Bush? Where is Kris Humphries? Miles Austin? Nick Lachey! French Montana hasn’t released new music in a year! We need to start some kind of ‘Island of Lost Toys’ type situation for these men. They need our help! That messy brothel owner may have been right. The Kardashians DO curse their exes!