Category: LeBron James

The Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards Went Virtual This Year 

May 3, 2020 / Posted by:

Nickelodeon did not cancel the Kids Choice Awards, which is a good thing, because we as a people have already been through ENOUGH and need a fake awards show to keep us going. But it seems like it was only yesterday when Selena Gomez walked away with “Favorite Female Voice from an Animated Movie”. Or remember back in 2015, during the tightest best actress race in history, when Emma Stone’s gripping performance in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2” trumped heavy favorite Megan Fox in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”? Whew. That one still burns.

The LONG-AWAITED 2020 Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards aired last night, and if you are between the ages of 3 and 13, or you just have awful taste in music, television, and movies, then all of your favorites probably won.

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LeBron James Wants To Trademark The Term “Taco Tuesday”

September 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Honestly, the only good things about Tuesdays are: 1. They aren’t Mondays. And 2. TACOS! You know who else thinks tacos are amazing? None other than headband hairline-hiding NBA GOAT LeBron James. The NBA season is starting next month, and Bron Bron must be at home bored out of his mind. Because he wants to take the term “Taco Tuesday” and trademark it.

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LeBron James Is In Talks To Produce A “Friday The 13th” Reboot

October 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Hollywood must have seen the dump truck full of money Michael Myers made last weekend and thought, “Okay Jason Voorhees, you’re up next – grab your machete and get thee to a spooky summer camp.” Because Friday the 13th is the latest slasher film franchise to get rebooted. And one of the people making it happen is three-time NBA champion LeBron James. Ch-ch-ch what-what-what? Okay sure.

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LeBron James Lets His Kids Drink Wine

October 11, 2018 / Posted by:

LeBron James is trying to be the coolest dad in the NBA. Of course it’s not that hard when you’re the best basketball player in the world (apparently, like, I have no idea, I don’t watch basketball) and when you were just signed to the fattest contract to ever line your bank accounts. And also he’s a great person, with that school for underprivileged and everything. But LeBron shows us that he truly know what these kids really want: Booze.

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LeBron James Has Signed A $153.3 Million Deal With The Lakers

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

If you live near Da Real Lambo, then that click-click-click you hear is him typing an addition of a chapter to his tell-all titled: “Going to LA to be closer to his side-piece Beyoncé’s second home???” But if you live anywhere near LeBron James, then I’m sure all you can hear is joyful screaming. It was announced last night that LeBron James is leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Los Angeles Lakers in exchange for $153.3 million.

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The Ex-Fiancé Of LeBron James’ Mother Says LeBron Is Beyoncé’s Side Piece 

June 13, 2018 / Posted by:

A plague of bees is coming, and they may be coming for LeBron James. There’s a man threatening to expose Lebron and Beyoncé as secret lovers. LeBron seems to stay relatively drama free off the court. Well, maybe relatively isn’t the right word to use. His closest relative, mom Gloria James, brings the drama like Steph Curry brings the dribbles? You guys know I’m sports deficient. There was a whole ass parade here in my hometown for The Warriors and I only knew because NPR told me that’s why traffic was jacked up.

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