Kirk Cameron’s Office Birthday Party Was A Lot Of Fun

October 14, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Do not let anybody tell you that a KFC family pack cake, 3 Subway $5 foot-longs, a half a bottle of orange juice, mayo packets, a trash can full of broken down cardboard boxes, Tracey Gold as The Grudge girl and a dining set from Ashley Furniture DOES NOT a party make. If they don’t believe your ass just show them this picture of Kirk Cameron blowing to his 41 years on earth at an office birthday party whose budget was twice that than his movie Left Behind.

So what if those two ladies look like the happiness has been sucked from their beings and they would rather be 69ing a urinal or trapped in file cabinet field under fluorescent lighting. This is Kirk’s big day and he’s partying so hard that he’s throwing up a dick. Or maybe he’s sucking up an upside down dick. I know you see it. If you don’t, then the power of Christ compels you to see it!

Source: Buzzfeed via The Hairpin

Tags: Shit You Find At The Dollar Store, The Jokes Write Themselves, We Can All Go Home Now

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