Category: Kid Rock
Kid Rock Went On A Drunken Rant About Oprah
TMZ says that Kid Rock got absolutely shit-faced at his bar, the Honky Tonk in Nashville, Tennessee last week. And not only did he get plastered, but he got on his own stage to his own rendition of “drunken uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.” Kid Rock ranted about Oprah Winfrey, Joy Behar, and Kathie Lee Gifford, and said he’s definitely not racist… but honestly, it’s cool with him if you say he is.
Kacey Musgraves Denies Liking That Kid Rock Tweet About Taylor Swift, Says It’s A Photoshop Frame Job
Kacey Musgraves does not want her social media comments filled up with rat emojis so she’s making some shit very clear: she did not “Like” that comment of Kid Rock‘s where the privileged rich boy turned faux hillbilly rocker slapped at Taylor Swift for being a Democrat. Like Charli XCX before her, Kacey knows that getting on the wrong side of Taylor Swift comes with blowback–intentionally or not. After images began appearing on the Internet showing Kacey had decided to co-sign Kid Rock’s idiotic bullshit, she had to get out there and make it clear. She says nothing could be further from the truth! And in fact, she’s being framed!
Kid Rock Came For Taylor Swift And Her Politics
There was a time when Taylor Swift would have rather talked about the wet clump her cat barfed up on the carpet than to discuss politics. But eventually in 2018 Taylor Swift decided to get political, and she did it by endorsing a Democrat. Most recently, she spoke about why she didn’t endorse Hillary Clinton in 2016, telling Vogue she was scared that Donald Trump might use a Taylor Swift endorsement against Hillary. Well, speaking of wet clumps of cat barf, Trump superfan Kid Rock decided to throw his two cents out there about Taylor’s politics.
Sacha Baron Cohen Says “Borat” Was The Reason For Kid Rock And Pamela Anderson’s Divorce
Sacha Baron Cohen swears he’s the reason Kid Rock no longer screams “MAH WIFE” every time Pamela Anderson walks in the door. Don’t worry. Nobody bonked you on the head, kidnapped you with their time machine, and took you back to the year 2006. Or maybe they did, I don’t know your life! But from where I’m standing, the year is still 2019. According to The Daily Beast, Sacha recently reconfirmed what he’s been saying since shortly after Pam and Kid Rock’s 4-month marriage ended in divorce; that Borat was to blame.
Kid Rock Followed Tyler Perry’s Lead And Paid Off Walmart Layaways
Beavis and Butthead’s crackhead Uncle Kid Rock has pulled a Tyler Perry and paid off all of the layaways at his local Nashville Walmart. I don’t know why I’m getting skinny Cousin Eddie emptying out his “shitter” into Clark Griswold’s storm water drain vibes from this story, but hey, it’s all in the spirit of Christmas.
Kid Rock Has Been Fired As Grand Marshall Of Nashville’s Christmas Parade
Tracksuited weasel dropping Kid Rock has been asked by the city of Nashville to take his bawitdaba bullshit and get the hell off the back of whoever’s convertible carries the grand marshall of their Christmas parade. Kid has been fired as the grand marshall and, in an upgrade on Nashville’s part, been replaced by a dude who took down a gunman.