Category: Kid Rock
Kid Rock Released A New Song About How Much He Hates Millennials
50-year-old Kid Rock doesn’t appear to like millennials. Presumably, the feeling is mutual. However, millennials don’t have the cash to gather a team of songwriters and professionally produce a single targeting their dislike of the aging “musician.” But Kid Rock surely does! The self-proclaimed American Badass took time out of his busy schedule of dishing out homophobic slurs and going on drunken rants against Oprah to unveil his latest song “Don’t Tell Me How To Live” which takes aim at “snowflakes” and “offended millennials.” The biggest surprise here is that Kid Rock is still somehow releasing music.
Kid Rock Hurled A Homophobic Slur During A Performance In Tennessee
Just in case you were wondering, yes, Kid Rock is still an asshole. But in case the people in the back back didn’t get that fact, Kid Pebble has once again proven to be the love child of stupidity and privilege by having another documented tirade go viral after he dropped the dreaded homophobic F-bomb at one of his shows. Happy Pride Month, all!
A Man Was Arrested For Swinging His Shit-Filled Colostomy Bag Around At Kid Rock’s Nashville Bar
Kid Rock‘s Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse in Nashville is a dicey place to be from an epidemiological standpoint under normal circumstances, least of all during a pandemic. But believe it or not, things got even dicier over the weekend. No need to deliberate too long, based on reputation alone, you can just use your gut. That’s what the guy who sprayed shit all over the place did. According to Newsweek, police were summoned to Kid Rock’s bar based on reports that a man was “allegedly tossing the contents of his used colostomy bag onto patrons.” I’ve heard of shitty reviews before, but this one was really on the nose(s).
The Co-Owner Of Kid Rock’s Nashville Bar Is Suing Local Officials Over COVID-19 Restrictions
Apparently unaware that when people say they’re “dying for a drink,” they very rarely mean it literally, Steve Smith, the co-owner of Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk & Steakhouse bar in Downtown Nashville, Tennessee, is joining a lawsuit against state and local officials over restrictions in place to help slow the spread of COVID19. Nashville is in the midst of a phase-3 reopening which allows bars to be open at 50% capacity (and 75% in dining areas) and allows live-music but no dance floors. It’s a pretty liberal set of rules considering Nashville’s alarming spike in COVID-19 cases. According to The Tennessean, Nashville saw 343 new cases in the past 24-hours alone. The lawsuit accuses local officials of “clear disparity” in its treatment of bars compared to “individuals participating in protests,” and of “not being guided by science, but by political expediency.” That’s as ironic as their bar not being called Kid Rock’s Tiny Dick Honking Cough & Deathtrap.
Pamela Anderson Wants To Get Married Again
A while back, the world sent us a stinging reminder that true love had, in fact, died and been buried six feet under, when it was discovered that Pamela Anderson and her “husband” Jon Peters had filed for divorce after only 12 days of “marriage“. Well, by now, this story has completely worn out its welcome and I’d be happy to dig up that love, pry open the coffin and slap the shit out of whatever’s inside for continuing to flood my airwaves with yet ANOTHER update. We simply cannot handle any more!
In the latest installment of this neverending saga of nothing, Pamela admits again that there was no marriage. And they never consummated their everlasting love by fucking.
Kid Rock Is Closing His Detroit Restaurant After His Anti-Oprah Rant
Kid Rock is suffering the consequences of his drunken tirade against Oprah Winfrey and others. Kid has been getting roasted by social groups, especially in Detroit where he’s been the target of the National Action Network (NAN) who planned a whole media event about it. Well, Kid has decided he can’t stand the heat and will quite literally be getting out of the kitchen. He ranted (hopefully sober this time) on Facebook saying that he’s closing his Made in Detroit restaurant at the Little Caesars Arena. And he also told Rev. Al Sharpton to screw off. Not in those words but… almost.