Category: No Respect
Kevin Hart Lashed Out On Twitter At People Who Say He’s Not Funny
For someone who proudly proclaims zero fucks given (it’s right there in the title of his Netflix comedy special, Zero Fucks Given), Kevin Hart sure seems to have a lot of fucks to give. Sadly, I guess no amount of fame or commercial success can ever ease the pain of having been picked on in middle school. Today, Kevin lashed out on Twitter against his critics who claim he’s not funny. It seems he just woke up mad this morning. Which can happen when you sleep in a shoebox and your pillow is just a little bitty cotton ball.
Some Czech Fitness Influencers Got In Trouble For Splashing One Of Their Butts With Holy Water From A Temple In Bali
Vice has some Influencers-Acting-Out-Of-Pocket-In-A-Foreign-Country news, but good news America: They’re Czech! Two fitness influencers hailing from the Czech Republic went on one of those social media vacations where you go somewhere foreign and take pictures of your hot body and write inspirational quotes. This couple, Sabina Dolezalova and Zdenek Slouka, took their fitness love to Bali where they visited a temple there and proceeded to take lots of pictures and video of their antics. Some video included Zdenek splashing Sabina’s ass with holy water from the temple. This led to locals calling for tourists to be boycotted from their temples.
Mel B Thought Lady Gaga And Bradley Cooper’s “Shallow” Performance Was Disrespectful
Look, we all knew Lady Gaga was going to be extra as hell last night. And praise Jeebus, she did not disappoint. From her emotionally overwrought yet ultimately trite acceptance speech for Best Original Song, to her bold choice to bring a Glidden paint swatch in Tangerine Dream to her stylist and say “match this”, Lady Gaga was doing the most, to say the least. So of course, when her BIG MOMENT came, and she and Bradley Cooper took to the stage to perform Shallow, she took the performance to the next level. I should say “they”, but I think we all know who was really “directing”. There were lingering stares, there were orgasmic undulations, and by the end, there was intimate canoodling which some people thought was TOO HOT FOR NETWORK TV AND DISRESPECTFUL TO BRADLEY’S GIRLFRIEND. Well, that’s what Mel B thought at least. Yes, that Mel B.
Aretha Franklin’s Family Was Not Happy With The Eulogy She Was Given
Last Friday’s homegoing celebration for Aretha Franklin’s was all over the place and lasted approximately 9 hours so I’m shocked anybody in that church was alert and listening by the time Reverend Jasper Williams Jr. got around to the eulogy that capped off the day’s events. Sadly, Aretha’s family were listening and what they heard was, in their words, “offensive and distasteful”. People reports that Jasper (I refuse to use his honorifics) used his platform to push his own bizarre agenda which included criticizing Black folks, and Black single mothers in particular, which Aretha was 4 times over. The family said he “spent more than 50 minutes speaking and at no time did he properly eulogize her”. That’s like getting a steaming turd in lieu of a cherry on top of an otherwise delicious (albeit melty) sundae.