Category: Keanu Reeves
The Trailer For “Bill And Ted Face The Music” Is Out
Everybody’s favorite pair of doofuses are back after nearly thirty years! No, not Milli Vanilli! Bill & Ted! Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter’s iconic idiots have returned for a third film, entitled Bill & Ted Face the Music, and set to be released in theatres in August (though we’ll see what Our Lady Corona has to say about that). Today, the long awaited trailer was finally dropped. Because today is June 9. 6/9. 69. Noice.
Open Post: Hosted By Keaunu Reeves Continually Messing Up The Original Title Of “John Wick”
Keanu Reeves is a modern Canadian Renaissance man. Award-winning actor (THREE MTV Movie Awards, thankyouverymuch), humble philanthropist, avid motorcyclist, internet meme, alleged immortal, and all-around good guy. Well, now Keanu can add marketing whiz to his resumé, because his special mind is the only reason the John Wick movies are named after their titular character.
Alexandra Grant Says That Every Single Person She Knew Called Her After She Went Public With Her Boyfriend Keanu Reeves
Alexandra Grant, artist and girlfriend to immortal prince Keanu Reeves, talked to British Vogue about her fancy life as an artiste and also about how she really burst onto the celebrity scene when it was revealed she was dating John Wick. And after the news broke she said that “every single person” she knew called her. They were obviously hitting her up to get her boyfriend to sign their Dogstar CD.
Open Post: Hosted By Diane Keaton And Keanu Reeves’ Reunion At The Oscars
Those who wished that Diane Keaton’s Something’s Gotta Give character would’ve gotten a clue and picked the hot doctor instead of 2003 Jack Nicholson got their wish at the Oscars last night when Diane and that hot doctor, Keanu Reeves, reunited to give an award together. There was so much nervous energy between them that my brain bounced between two thoughts: “The open bar backstage must be next level!” and “Those rumors about them fucking back in the day are totally true.”
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Eating Ice Cream At Baskin-Robbins
Last week my friend told me Keanu Reeves was in town filming Matrix 4 and we made plans to go to have dinner in Alameda so we could lightly stalk him. We both got tired and never made it out of the house so let me tell you I almost opened a vein when I read the news yesterday that Keanu was just spotted outside of an Alameda, California Baskin-Robbins, basking in the a golden East Bay sunset, giving an ice cream cone his undivided attention. And of course, Keanu being Keanu, left a huge tip and kindly posed with a fan. At Baskin-Robbins! My chance at a Keanu encounter shattered all because I didn’t have the fortitude to put a bra on and drive 8 miles, you know, just to see. Disappointed doesn’t begin to describe the heavy feeling on my spirit at this missed connection.
Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend Explained Why She Doesn’t Dye Her Hair
Keanu Reeves’ girlfriend, Alexandra Grant, is probably so sick of hearing “has anyone ever told you you look just like Helen Mirren?,” it’s a shock she hasn’t just gone ahead and dyed her hair purple just to make it stop. However, in an Instagram post, Alexandra revealed that she doesn’t dye her hair for health reasons, and cited a recent Newsweek article that reported a link between breast cancer and the use of permanent hair dyes and relaxers. Can you believe this lady? She’d rather be compared to a glamorous, titled, international superstar like Dame Helen than have her tits try to murder her in her sleep. In 2019? I can’t understand what Keanu sees in her!