Category: Keanu Reeves
The Trailer For “The Matrix Resurrections” Is Here
The fourth Matrix movie finished filming last year and ever since then I’m sure the nerds were waiting with bated breath. The Matrix Resurrections is scheduled to be released simultaneously in theaters and HBO Max on December 22. And today, the trailer finally dropped. CUTE WARNING AHEAD: The trailer features a rubber ducky on Keanu Reeves‘ head.
“The Matrix 4” Cast And Crew Reportedly Got Around COVID-19 Rules By Disguising A Wrap Party As A Film Shoot
The people working on the fourth Matrix movie have allegedly pulled a Kim Kardashian West and partied it up during coronavirus lockdown. But they didn’t need a private island to avoid disease. The Matrix 4 recently wrapped filming in Germany and they got around the country’s partial lockdown, which started at the beginning of the month, by throwing a party scene for the movie which really wasn’t for the movie. Technicalities: they only work for the privileged!
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Denying That Bill & Ted Are Stoners
Those affable morons Bill & Ted are all set to Face the Music as promised and the documentary crew that has been following them since 1989 will be releasing the footage of their latest exploits tomorrow in an attempt to save the world from the protracted despair of #thesedeeplyunsettlingtimes. At least that’s how I choose to look at the imminent release of the third Bill & Ted installment starring Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter (available VOD 8/28). Bill & Ted are whatever you want them to be, unless you want them to be stoners, because Keanu is very adamant that they aren’t. In what is perhaps his greatest act of cruelty to date, Keanu has decided to set the record straight by insisting Bill and Ted are not stoners. Yes, it’s true, the meanest thing Keanu has ever done is disappoint a few potheads. He’s a monster!
Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend, Alexandra Grant, Got A Restraining Order Against His Stalker
Keanu Reeves is the Internet’s Boyfriend. He also happens to be the actual boyfriend of artiste Alexandra Grant. So yeah, he’s cheating on us. And that doesn’t sit well with some Keanu fans, who loathe Alexandra for having the audacity to enter an adult relationship with their prized Canuck gentleman movie star.
One such obsessive, a 67-year-old woman named Cathryn, has taken it to the next (terrifying) level. Alexandra says Cathryn, who has an “extensive history of criminal acts”, is stalking and harassing her. It got so bad she filed a restraining order.
Winona Ryder Gave An Example Of Keanu Reeves Being The Best And Of Mel Gibson Being Homophobic And Antisemitic
The universe giveth and the universe taketh away. On this day, the universe tapped Winona Ryder, who in a recent Sunday Times UK interview, givethed us yet another example of Keanu Reeves’ superior character. But the universe taketh the good vibes away by reminding us that Mel Gibson is an antisemitic turd that’s been sitting around too long and is all sun-bleached and crumbly.
In the interview, Winona talked about the time Francis Ford Coppola instructed all her male co-stars to call her a whore until she cried while filming a scene for Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Keanu refused, and not because his accent was so atrocious he was afraid one of the prop guys would come running over with an oar or something. Winona also revisited the story of the time Mel asked her if she was an “oven dodger” at a cocktail party. Sorry, just keep picturing Keanu standing there in a Victorian suit with an oar in his hand, looking confused and saying “whoa.”
Jeremy Piven Backs Out From Doing $15,000 Zoom Calls But You Can Spend $75,000 On Keanu Reeves Instead
Jeremy Piven was trying to sell a Zoom call on Cameo for $15,000 with zero dollars going to charity (that we know of). But then Keanu Reeves came along with a similar tag-price except a big difference. A Zoom call date with THEE Keanu Reeves could be yours, as bidding has begun and the money goes to charity. That’s like the antithesis to Jeremy’s date! And Jeremy’s taken the option down, so he must have heard everyone laughing at him.