Category: Keanu Reeves
Helen Mirren Is Fine That You Think She Looks Like Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend Alexandra Grant
HuffPo says that Helen Mirren has heard you comparing her looks to Keanu Reeve‘s girlfriend and you know what? She’s not mad at it. Yeah, Helen, why the hell would you be? It’s Keanu “Immortal Gentleman” Reeves!
Keanu Reeves May Have Been Dating Alexandra Grant For Years
Over the weekend, the internet’s boyfriend Keanu Reeves let the internet know that it’s single and is no longer Keanu Reeves’ girlfriend when he went public with his real girlfriend Alexandra Grant. And the real shocker was that she’s not a 21-year-old Instagram THOT. She is 46 years old With grey hair. And she’s an artist. Basically she’s Keanu’s perfect girlfriend, but some say she’s been sketching tasteful nudes of him after their trysts for years, while others are saying that she’s been sketching tasteful nudes of him after their trysts for just a few months.
Keanu Reeves Held Hands With A Woman Over 40
Prepare for battle, The Internet! Some adult woman just stole your boyfriend, Keanu Reeves! What’s that now, you’re actually happy for him because all you ever really wanted was for him to be happy and if it couldn’t be with you, you’re glad he found someone to share his life with? That’s very mature of you, The Internet. I’m honestly shocked at how well you’re taking this. Good for you. #growth
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Leaving His New Catchphrase On A Fan’s Lawn
Keanu Reeves seems like the nicest man in Hollywood. And you never read about him doing anything stupid except sitting sadly on benches which is stupid of him because he’s so beloved. Keanu’s new catchphrase, as a result of an amusing moment at a video game industry tradeshow appearance, is now “YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!” This plays into the following.
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Being The King Of Keeping His Hands To Himself
Keanu Reeves is really The Most Respectable Man Alive, and thankfully he’ll continue to be because he’s immortal. Yesterday I was falling more deeply in love with him because he was in a video game and was acting charming and “breathtaking” on stage, and today I’m admiring him even more because of his ability to not invade people’s personal space.
Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Getting Lovingly Heckled At E3 Expo
This story is really merging two of my loves together: Keanu Reeves and video games. I was and still am that gay who loves a video game and always plays as the girl character. So here I am with the chance to write about the Eternal Prince of Goodness and Non-Problematicness attending the E3 expo–which if you’re a nerd you know is a big deal. It’s big business and Keanu was there as part of the Cyberpunk 2077 presentation (my nerdgasm is strong with this story) and while he was on stage to tell us nerds about how excited we should be to play a game where we can live out our fantasies in a futuristic cyber-punk universe, he got heckled for being his charming wonderful self and of course the moment went viral.