Category: Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale Might Be Dating Musician Goody Grace
In these uncertain, confusing times, it’s nice to know that we can always count on on the comforting predictability in knowing that Kate Beckinsale definitely has a type. And that type is: young and dirt baggy. Us Weekly reports that Kate appears to have a new boy in her life. And Kate won’t have to break her brain from trying to remember names if she eventually meets all his friends, because she’s already dated two of them.
Kate Beckinsale Told Her Own Horrifying Tale About Harvey Weinstein
It seems being sentenced to 23 years in prison for third degree rape and a criminal sexual act has not gone well for Harvey Weinstein‘s heart. He’s been trying to get us to feel sorry for him with his woe-is-me bullshit and that “walker” he “needs”. Well now he’s literally clutching his pearls and falling over. Pick up your tiny violin because convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein is back at Bellevue for heart problems. But if you’re feeling bad that this 67-year-old rapist will probably die in prison, here’s a story about when he called Kate Beckinsale a “fucking cunt” for not shaking her tits at a movie premiere after 9/11.
Demi Lovato Is Next On The List Of Women Machine Gun Kelly Might Be Spraying With Love Bullets
I’m beginning to get the sneaking suspicion that Machine Gun Kelly might not be marriage material. This year alone, MGK sparked rumors when he was seen leaving a Golden Globes after-party with his BFF’s ex, Kate Beckinsale, and just a few weeks after that he ignited speculation when he was seen arriving at a Grammys after-party with Noah Cyrus. This week finds him fanning the flames of intrigue after being seen leaving a nightclub with Demi Lovato. Somebody needs to get this guy some sturdy flame retardant underwear if he’s going to keep going at this rate.
Noah Cyrus And Machine Gun Kelly Might Be A Thing Now
I’m sure Grammy after parties are always rife with regrettable hookups and early morning trips to CVS for mouthwash, penicillin and Plan B. But sometimes whatever goes on after-hours on the Sunset Strip marks the beginning of a romance for the ages. And who’s to say it can’t be both! Us Weekly reports that Machine Gun Kelly and Noah Cyrus have sparked romance rumors after being each other’s date to a Grammys after-party. MGK was most recently linked to his friend Pete Davidson’s ex Kate Beckinsale, and Noah will forever be known as the sucker who let Lil Xan get away. Though Kate denied a relationship with MGK, through every fault of her own, she’s inadvertently thrown herself into the same dating pool as Lil Xan. A pool which needs to be drained, filled with cement, and to never have a housing development built on top of it lest we find ourselves in a Poltergeist situation where all the ghosts have shitty tattoos and a smoker’s cough.
Kate Beckinsale Denied She’s Dating Machine Gun Kelly While Slapping A Troll In Her Instagram Comments
Over the weekend, Kate Beckinsale wasn’t spotted running up and down Hollywood Blvd shouting “I’m fucking Machine Gun Kelly and I don’t care who knows it!”, but she was seen getting into the same car as him while leaving a Golden Globes after-party at the Chateau Marmont, which is basically the same thing. Since we already know her taste in men is, um, unusual, her dating Machine Gun Kelly is mostly notable for the fact that he’s best friends with her ex Pete Davidson. Some people didn’t love to see it. Well, Kate says not to worry. According to Page Six, she responded to an inquiry into her sex life in her Instagram comments, claiming she’s not fucking MGK, and politely imploring that person to “get a fucking life.”
Kate Beckinsale Has Maybe Moved On To Pete Davidson’s Friend Machine Gun Kelly
How could Kate Beckinsale possibly downgrade from dating Pete Davidson–the guy who can and will talk about your vagina in his comedy? Date Pete Davidson’s white-boy rapper friend. Yup, Kate was spotted out with Pete’s friend Machine Gun Kelly.