Category: Kaitlynn Carter
Cody Simpson And Miley Cyrus Are Still A Thing And He “Gushed” Over Her
Remember how after that whole drama where Miley Cyrus exited a long-term relationship with Liam Hemsworth, and then immediately started things up with Kaitlynn Carter, which then got too serious too fast and also ended–Miley said she was “looking forward to being single“? Well she is not doing that even a little, and is now full-throttle with longtime friend Cody Simpson. How serious? He’s writing her songs, he’s having coffee dates with Mama Tish Cyrus, he’s talking to reporters about her, and Miley is “clapping back” at fans over side-comments. So they’re VERY serious, basically.
Miley Cyrus’ Tonsils Give Out After Months Of Use–Has To Have Them Removed
Miley Cyrus has had a busy few months. She ended the marriage with a guy she’d been dating for over 10 years on and off. Then she immediately followed that up with a hot new chick, making out all around Italy and almost shaking up together. She ended that relationship too since only dogs are reliable for love it seems. But you know what you CAN count on a human person for? Making out. And she was then once again busy making out with a different guy. (So much for being single!) For Miley Cyrus, Hot Girl Summer is forever.
So with all this hot and heavy tonsil hockey, it’s actually no surprise that eventually that shit took a toll. And Miley finally had to put the making out on pause so she could get her whole ass tonsils removed.
Miley Cyrus May Have Shaded Both Her Exes, Saying Human Love Can’t Compare To Her Dogs
I think we’re finally, finally reaching the fizzle out phase of this whole, Kaitlynn Carter x Miley Cyrus x Liam Hemsworth-love debacle. Remember when Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson were just covering up their tattoos of each other? That was the end of that over-publicized bullshit. Like rich people can do things in private, you know?–It’s possible. Lori Loughlin didn’t get in trouble for not being sneaky, am I wrong? But Miley is doing it like a millennial: social media! And now she’s maybe/probably dealing with her two recent breakups by saying that her dogs love her more than any person could. I mean… not wrong, but it’s probably because of a lack of cognizance.
Miley Cyrus Is “Looking Forward To Being Single”
Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter gave us the break-up that rocked absolutely nobody. The real drama came when they first went public with their eternal love after Miley announced her separation from Liam Hemsworth, which led to her releasing a theme song for her break-up with him. Well, we thought that maybe Miley had successfully hopped from one relationship to another (HA!), with her live-in love, Kaitlynn, but alas love can be flippant and short-lived. Something Miley already knew. But don’t worry, sources say Miley is doing fine this time around, she is “looking forward to being single” and according to her Instagram, living it up in nature.
Basic Girl Summer Is Officially Over: Miley Cyrus And Kaitlynn Carter Broke Up After A Month Together
Miley “Wet Look, Ya’ll!” Cyrus and her rebound vagine Kaitlynn Carter are no more, according to People. Miley has officially slid away from her lady friend to become just friends. So all of you sticking with The Hills: New Beginnings in the faint hope that Miley was going to become a regular can unschedule it from your DVRs now.
Kaitlynn Carter And Brody Jenner Talked About Their Open Marriage And Being Too Busy (HA!) To Get Married For Real
Last night on The Hills: New Beginnings, Brody Jenner and Kaitlynn Carter discussed their fake marriage and why they decided to have a marriage ceremony but not actually get legally married (SPOILER ALERT: for attention). They also talked about the rumor that they have an open marriage and that they may be not ready for children. Which at the time, felt very offensive to Kaitlynn, but considering she is now living with and publicly dry humping Miley Cyrus and Brody is now dating Josie Canseco, things might have worked out for the best.