Miley Cyrus Is “Looking Forward To Being Single”

September 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter gave us the break-up that rocked absolutely nobody. The real drama came when they first went public with their eternal love after Miley announced her separation from Liam Hemsworth, which led to her releasing a theme song for her break-up with him. Well, we thought that maybe Miley had successfully hopped from one relationship to another (HA!), with her live-in love, Kaitlynn, but alas love can be flippant and short-lived. Something Miley already knew. But don’t worry, sources say Miley is doing fine this time around, she is “looking forward to being single” and according to her Instagram, living it up in nature.

People reports that Miley is doing fine with this break up also, even though she doesn’t have some hot blonde to make out with in Italy this time… yet. Sources are telling them that Smilers “is looking forward to being single” and will be doing her self-reflection thing. Apparently things with Kaitlynn seemed to be going the same way they were with Liam.

“Miley split from Liam to focus on herself. Her relationship with Kaitlynn was a happy surprise. However, Miley was so invested in her relationship with Liam for a long time. She felt her relationship with Kaitlynn was almost moving in that direction, too.”

An insider says that Kaitlynn and Miley are still friends, though. But Miley just cannot be tamed and needs to fly free and focus on her career of screeching into a microphone with those GOD-AWFUL GREASY BANGS!

“Miley doesn’t want a serious relationship. She and Kaitlynn spent every day together, and it just wasn’t anything that Miley wanted to continue doing. She wants to focus on her career. It wasn’t an easy decision, but this is ultimately what she wants.”

And do you know how you know they’re still friends? Page Six says that after the announcement, Kaitlynn was still commenting positive shit on Miley’s Instagram, writing, “GET IT!!!!!”, on this picture:

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VEGA$ #iheartfestival2019

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Meanwhile, when she’s not wrapped in leather with her tongue out, Miley Cyrus is out getting in touch with the mountains and the sky and Mother Earth and whatever. She posted these to Instagram:

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KEEP ON MOVIN’ KEEP CLIMBIN’ ⛰

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I guess we should expect some mountain music from Miley? Post-break up mountain music shrieking? Hopefully she doesn’t meet some mountain guide pretending to be one of the Sherpa and falls in love with them as they guide her along the mountain pass. But who knows, we may soon see paparazzi pictures of Miley making out with some hottie with a compass and a rope on a cliff.

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