Category: Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson Has Regained Full Control Of Her Billion-Dollar Empire After Buying It Back
Jessica Simpson is a businesswoman! While she was a pop star in the 90s and hasn’t had a hit in absolute decades, she is still RICH RICH due to her Jessica Simpson Collection brand of shoes, clothing, accessories, home goods, and more. Well, thanks to a little thing called “bankruptcy,” Jessica and her mom, Tina Simpson, are now the majority owners of their business again. But don’t worry Dillard’s and Macy’s customers, the Jessica Simpson brand is not bankrupt. Its former parent company is. So Jessica isn’t going anywhere; you’ll be able to score affordable heels of varying taste levels for years to come!
Jessica Simpson Claims That Publicists Advised Their Clients Not To Date Her
While we’re clearly supposed to wonder exactly which clients were told to steer clear of Jessica Simpson, now 40, way back in 2005 when she divorced Nick Lachey; all I can do is scratch my head at why Jessica’s publicist at the time didn’t go full four-legged parent, grab her by the scruff of the neck, plop her behind a tree, and warn her not to date professional douchewad and all-around indiscreet creep, John Mayer. This is the sound advice we all need in life and would have spared her a lot of misery.
This question will forever go unanswered, and John is now douchebagging his way through the totally pristine and untrodden (to him) terrain of white male privilege, wondering little more than how to parlay this pseudo-woke chapter into landing more napalm ass. Jessica, on the other hand, took some time out from wearing real fur while promoting her memoir, Open Book, to appear on The Drew Barrymore Show and talked about how back in the day, publicists told their clients to RUUUUN from her.
Jessica Simpson Says She Doesn’t Need An Apology From John Mayer
We’ve learned a lot about Jessica Simpson’s life, thanks to her aptly titled memoir Open Book. There’s not a lot Jessica wouldn’t share, save for some confirming details about her dad’s personal life. It’s where we also learned what it was like being John Mayer’s girlfriend, which…wasn’t a great time for her. I’m sure plenty of people have nudged at John Mayer to put out a public apology to Jessica for any number of things (the sexual napalm comment, for example). But Jessica says she doesn’t need any of that, she’s good.
John Mayer Learned About Male Privilege While Watching “Framing Britney Spears”
John Mayer is 43 years old and has been involved in the music industry for over two decades. But recently he watched Framing Britney Spears and boy did he learn some new things! Speaking with Andy Cohen on Andy’s SiriusXM show Radio Andy, John explained that the documentary taught him that he’s had male privilege. It makes sense that John just came to that realization because as you know, this is a new topic!
Jessica Simpson Felt Body-Shamed By Vogue Over Their Comments About Her 2007 Met Gala Look
In 2007, Jessica Simpson attended the Met Gala (seen above with Roberto Cavalli, who made her dress). There’s one thing that sticks out to me about Jessica’s look more than a decade later, and it’s pretty obvious. That Clairol Natural Instincts brown is definitely not Jessica’s color. But for former Vogue digital director Sally Singer, it’s Jessica’s open-faced Chestica situation. Sally recently wrote about Jessica’s Met Gala boobs for Vogue’s online oral history of the Met Gala. Jessica didn’t love it and had something to say about it.
The Anti-Fur Protestors Have Been Going After Jessica Simpson During Her Book Tour
Many people and companies have stopped wearing and using real fur. THE QUEEN is not wearing fur anymore, and Versace ditched fur. But not Jessica Simpson! Jessica still wears fur (see above: Jessica looking like a 70s Elle Woods in a fox fur-trimmed coat from Saks Potts) and the protestors are letting her have it during the tour to promote her memoir Open Book. But luckily for Jessica, they’re not throwing red paint and flour at her, they’re just throwing their words at her. And she’s responding to them by bringing God into it.