Category: Jeffrey Epstein
Well, Well, Well, Donald Trump Wishes Ghislaine Maxwell Well
Yesterday, Donald Trump resumed his coronavirus briefings so that whole pandemic business is solved now, thank God. However, as wonderful as it is to be able to retire the phrase #theseuncertaintimes as we resume our normal lives, yesterday’s briefing wasn’t without controversy. According to the CNN, the President went out of his way to offer well wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell who is currently jailed without bail on child sex trafficking charges. And here we thought poor Ghislaine was shivering in a cell without a friend in the world and nothing to keep her warm except a chunky blanket she hand crocheted from institutional toilet paper. Isn’t Donny a *peach?
Ghislaine Maxwell Reportedly Believes Jeffrey Epstein Was Murdered, Is Afraid She Will Be Too
It’s no wonder why Ghislaine Maxwell had the audacity to request house arrest in a luxury Manhattan hotel room while waiting for her trial to begin on July 21, 2021. The only thing that might keep Ghislaine up at night would be the worry that the kitchen wouldn’t have imported organic quail eggs for her Lobster Benedict in the morning. But Ghislaine was denied bail and she has to serve her time at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center. And according to a source who spoke with The Sun, Ghislaine is terrified that she might end up like her former partner Jeffrey Epstein.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Secretly Married And Refuses To Name Her Spouse
Yesterday we learned that Ghislaine Maxwell pleaded “not guilty” to all charges related to child sex trafficking and the abhorrent shit she allegedly got up to with her deceased BFF Jeffrey Epstein. Ghislaine was denied bail due in part to the fact that she refused to disclose financial details pertaining to how the proposed $5 million bond would be secured. According to The New York Post, prosecutors claimed that Ghislaine was purposefully trying to “hide the extent of her wealth,” and as it turns out, Ghislaine has another little secret she’s been hiding. And it’s not a mustache that’s grown unchecked since her incarceration. It’s a husband!
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Pleaded “Not Guilty” To Charges Of Sex Trafficking, While Her Request For Bail Was Denied
Ghislaine Maxwell was present this afternoon on a phone-in court arraignment, due to COVID-19 restrictions, in New York, to formally register a plea in regards to her alleged involvement with convicted pedo Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation. And she went ahead and pleaded “not guilty.” I bet that after she registered her plea, every reporter, lawyer, judge, and court assistant had to request a break while they snickered to themselves, before returning to the call and asking, “Alright, good one Ghislaine. But all jokes aside, can we have her real plea now?” But that was her real plea.
Ghislaine Maxwell Keeps Getting Moved To Different Cells To “Avoid Assassins”
I have yet to see a movie or read a book as gripping and dramatic as the Ghislaine Maxwell story (maybe it’s called Maximum Peril: The GMS) wherein a former fugitive awaiting arraignment is feverishly transferred from “cell to cell” to “avoid assassins,” but because the rest of the actual news in #theseuncertaintimes is already too dramatic to be believable, it’s barely a blip in the news cycle.
Ghislaine Maxwell Has Reportedly Been Put On Suicide Watch And Is Wearing Paper Clothes And Sleeping On A Bare Mattress
After finally getting put into handcuffs for grooming and abusing underage girls as part of Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged sex trafficking ring, Ghislaine Maxwell was moved from a jailhouse in New Hampshire to a detention facility in Brooklyn. The Bureau of Prisons reportedly didn’t want to move Ghislaine to the detention center in Manhattan where Jeffrey Epstein was kept, because that’s where he died in what officials call a “suicide” but what we call an “act of convenience for the powerful people took advantage of Epstein’s ring of illegal horrificness.” The Associated Press says that officials want Ghislaine to go to trial (or take a plea deal and spill it all) so they’ve put her on suicide watch and took away her bedsheets and replaced her prison jumpsuit with clothes made of paper. PAPER?! Wait, are they trying to keep her alive or kill her? Because if her paper clothes aren’t made of $100 bills or gold Haute papier, then she’s going to die from the embarrassment of wearing Fashions By Kelly Paper.