Category: James Woods
74-Year-Old James Woods Is Probably Engaged To His 32-Year-Old Girlfriend
Shocking news, everyone. Creeper James Woods is probably marrying a woman 42 years his junior. 74-year-old James was papped outside Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood with his 32-year-old girlfriend Sara Miller, who was wearing a diamond ring on her ring finger. Ipso facto, grandpa is likely engaged. The only surprising thing about any of this is that old crone Sara is in the third decade of her life. Ain’t a little mature for the man who allegedly tried to pick up a then-16-year-old Amber Tamblyn when he was 52? #growth
James Woods Was Locked Out Of Twitter
Shockingly, it wasn’t after Twitter received numerous complaints from teenage girls that he’s been sliding into their DMs. It was due to one of the insulting and offensive things James Woods has spat out on Twitter over the years. Sorry James, looks like if you want to pop off in front of an embarrassed audience, you’re limited to whatever you can hiss in the four minutes it takes for your latte to be made.
Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Threatens To Out James Woods As A #MeToo Creep
It’s no secret that James Woods loves running his mouth off on Twitter (it’s how he recently found himself without an agent). He also loves Donald Trump. So James was very upset when the people of London, England greeted Trump with a giant orange baby balloon on Friday. Lawyer for Stormy Daniels, enemy of Trump, and the internet’s favorite legal hunk Michael Avenatti happened to be in London during Trump’s visit and spoke live with BBC News. I would have figured that James Woods was the type who owned a special TV that played only Fox News and The Hard Way, but apparently James also gets BBC News.
James Woods Was Dropped By His Agent On Independence Day
James Woods has recently found himself without an agent. Yes, James had an agent, but that agent recently quit, proving with absolute certainty that even when you’re getting paid to deal with James Woods, it still isn’t worth it. But it’s the way his agent quit that will make you feel extra-warm today.
Someone Console Amber Tamblyn, James Woods Isn’t Retiring
Last week, it looked like corpse litigant James Woods saved money on a publicist by having his realtor announce his retirement from the acting game when his glass houses in Rhode Island went on the market. Well, there’s probably one Century 21 yellow-blazered real estate drone looking for a new listing right now due to a firing. James isn’t going anywhere (except maybe Dateline: To Catch A Predator if he’s continuing to allegedly mack on 16-year-olds). Continue reading
James Woods Thrilled Amber Tamblyn By Announcing His Retirement From Acting
Butt plug specialist James Woods is leaving acting. You would think that James, who LOVES to be an asshole troll on Twitter, would have had the Twitter bird carry that announcement (or perhaps a 16 year-old-girl he allegedly seduced with his suave lines). But no, he left it to his real estate agent. Lazy. Continue reading