Actual Butt Plug James Woods Made A Butt Plug Joke About Anderson Cooper

I don’t know about your gays, but me and mine already have several summer theme parties planned around celebrating Anderson Cooper’s historic, Kellyanne Conway-inspired eye roll. It was the eye roll felt ’round the world issued by one of our shiniest stars (it’s the hair). Well, not everyone thought Anderson’s eye roll was the proper response to White House Hagatha’s delusional bullshit. Enter conservative actor, James Woods.

Besides being deeply old-fashioned (and troll-sensitive), Jimmy also imagines that all of us gays are only constantly thinking about stuffing things up our asses. He’s wrong. We, by law, must refrain from any and all anal activity when an episode of the Real Housewives franchise is on. Well, we also put the ass toys away when we’re shopping and interior decorating and styling hair and being awful at sports. (There’s no way in hell that a remark like that doesn’t indicate that he asks the children he dates to use a strap-on on his withered ass. Barf.)

Here’s Jimbo’s homophobic tweet (via The Wrap):

As his butt plug dislodges during a newscast… #andersoncoopereyeroll pic.twitter.com/AS6RCbjZdB

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 12, 2017

James is currently working with Andrew Dice Clay on a project, because relevancy attracts relevancy. Some of his Twitter followers asked if Dice had written that terribly witty remark. Nope!

Nope! That was all me, Baby https://t.co/uZtO1rTZWt

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) May 12, 2017

How proud he must be. Now, fair is fair, Jimmy. The next time we see YOU rolling your eyes, we’re going to assume that you’re annoyed over the American Doll collection you use to lure your dates off the playground being confiscated by the police.

Pic: Twitter