74-Year-Old James Woods Is Probably Engaged To His 32-Year-Old Girlfriend
Shocking news, everyone. Creeper James Woods is probably marrying a woman 42 years his junior. 74-year-old James was papped outside Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood with his 32-year-old girlfriend Sara Miller, who was wearing a diamond ring on her ring finger. Ipso facto, grandpa is likely engaged. The only surprising thing about any of this is that old crone Sara is in the third decade of her life. Ain’t a little mature for the man who allegedly tried to pick up a then-16-year-old Amber Tamblyn when he was 52? #growth
Last month James posted this Instagram pic of Sara and her ring:
But that didn’t cause a big enough stir for James, so he forced his fiancée to show off her ring on the pap stroll. Here he is literally presenting her hand to the cameras:
Is he about to get hitched? James Woods' gal pal spotted out with huge diamond ring https://t.co/E8cqiR8zBy pic.twitter.com/dIZCEK5RH0
— Page Six (@PageSix) May 25, 2021
If he ends up getting hitched to poor Sara, this will be James’ third marriage. His first was to costume designer Kathryn Morrison in 1980. It lasted three years. The second was when he was 42, to another Sara/h, then-26-year-old Sarah Owen. That lasted four months, and Sarah later accused him of both physical and psychological abuse during the four years they were together. James denied it, just like he denied the Amber Tamblyn allegations.
When James was 59, he started dating the daughter of one of his friends, 19-year-old Ashley Madison (snort). In 2013, the then-66-year-old James dated 20-year-old Kristen Bauguess. Based on his social media, James and Sara have been dating for at least a few years. So she woulda been in her twenties when they got together.
Yesterday James posted this picture of him and Sara to Instagram, with the caption “Luckiest guy”:
In the comments, James’ Casino co-star Sharon Stone wrote, “U actually like a woman ???? Come on what happened ?” Ha! Was that a gay joke, a misogynist joke, or was she calling out James for only dating “girls” and not “women”? If it was shade, either James didn’t pick up on it or he chose to ignore it. He responded:
Hi, Gorgeous! Love her. She, too, is a Pennsylvania girl. Grew up about an hour from your neck of the woods. Your book is great. I highly recommend it.
I’m surprised James even saw Sharon’s comment. She’s a 63-year-old female Democrat. I assumed those types were invisible to his eyes…
Pic: Instagram