Category: It’s a Crime
Gigi Hadid Wasn’t Done Dragging Mykonos After Her Villa Was Burgled
The Greek economy is still recovering from their 2007/8 government debt crisis but that’s nothing compared to the stinging blow the country just received in the form of a devastating clap back from Gigi Hadid. Last week, after Gigi’s Mykonos vacation villa was burgled, she posted a snap on Instagram claiming she was robbed (she wasn’t, she was burgled) that she’ll never return (“efcharistó”: The people of Greece), and recommended that people spend their money elsewhere. Naturally, many took issue with Gigi’s proclamation. But many be damned!
Riza Aziz, Producer Of “Wolf Of Wall Street”, Has Been Charged With Serious Financial Crimes In Malaysia
Back in 2018, the production company Red Granite Pictures had to pay $57 million to the US government in connection to some embezzlement charges. This was noteworthy because they produced the movie Wolf Of Wall Street which is all about money-grubbing liars. I wonder what drew them into producing the movie? Hmm… They ponied up the money but the gag was this was going from the US to Malaysia, because that’s the place where the money was embezzled from. But now, one of the main guys behind the money-stealing, Riza Aziz (that guy up in the picture with the wolf-portrayer himself, Leonardo DiCaprio), is getting charged with five counts of money laundering by the Malaysian government. You thought just the US would get you? Malaysia wants a piece too.
Open Post: Hosted By A Man Stealing A Chainsaw By Stuffing It In His Pants
The Huffington Post is reporting that the police are on the lookout for a man after he snatched an entire chainsaw from a store in Fresno, CA and shoved it down his pants. That’s one way to your Lorena Bobbitt yourself. Continue reading
Josh Henderson Was Cleared Of Being A Burglar
TMZ is reporting that Josh Henderson, AKA The Hot Piece Who Wasn’t Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives or The Guy From The E! Show The Arrangement, has been cleared of a burglary charge. And how did this Sean Cody-looking piece almost get charged with burglary? It was that square jaw line of his.
Stan Lee Is Accusing A Former Business Associate Of Stealing His Blood
Here’s a caper and a half for you: Apparently, one of Stan Lee’s former business associates had an internship with Hannibal Lecter only instead of creating elaborate tableaux from human flesh, Stan thinks this unnamed sir or madame stole his blood in order to make commemorative Marvel pens that write real blood. I know, right? What the fuck!
Marky Mark, Josh Duhamel and Roman Reigns Were Named In A Steroids Ring
If you haven’t seen the trailer for Roid Boyz starring Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel and WWE star Roman Reigns it’s because it doesn’t exist. But if it did, it would be a true life tale of celebrities getting caught up in a illegal steroids ring directed by YouTuber Jon Bravo. According to TMZ, the three sides of beef (well, two and a half, I don’t think Josh can boast the bulk) got fingered by roid dealer Richard Rodriguez who flapped his gums to Jon from prison.