Category: I Smell Trouble

Marilyn Manson Is Wanted For Assault In New Hampshire

May 26, 2021 / Posted by:

If you’ve been following along with Marilyn Manson’s recent appearances in the news, then seeing that he’s wanted for assault might have made you recoil again. But in a bit of a switch up, this story isn’t another update to Marilyn Manson’s Wikipedia section that covers all his #MeToo allegations. There is currently a warrant out for his arrest, for an altercation that took place between himself and a videographer during a concert back in 2019.

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Kim Kardashian Might Have Dropped A Hint About Her Marriage By Posting A Picture Without Her Wedding Ring

January 12, 2021 / Posted by:

For the past couple of weeks, we’ve been hearing that Kim Kardashian has packed her metaphorical go-bag, and is ready to leave her marriage to Kanye West. Neither Kim nor Kanye have said the words split, divorce, done, over, uncoupled, or quit, so all of this is merely speculation, gossip, and rumors at the moment. But Kim might have gone ahead and channeled her inner Exclamation perfume and made a statement without saying a word, by posting a picture of herself with her left hand completely free of anything that even remotely resembles a wedding ring.

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A Kangaroo Attacked An Australian Jogger Because She Was Wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s Perfume

December 4, 2020 / Posted by:

Kangaroos. Cute, bouncy marsupials that outnumber people in Australia 2 to 1. Surely they must get along with humans, right? Right?! Well, not always. Last weekend, Melbourne mom of two, Tracey Noonan, went out for a morning jog. But she couldn’t find her deodorant, so she made do with a spritz of perfume – specifically Sarah Jessica Parker’s fragrance. What happened next… will terrify you. More after the jump… JK, I’ll just tell you now: Tracey was attacked by a kangaroo. One of the theories is that the raging roo was captivated by her scent. Hey, that’s not what SJP meant when she said her fragrances would drive the boys wild!

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WarnerMedia Is Investigating The Workplace Complaints Made About “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

July 28, 2020 / Posted by:

What you are looking at above is a picture of Ellen DeGeneres explaining about horny Japanese penguins on her show several months ago (for real). There’s a very good chance that display board and telescopic pointer have been pulled out of storage, and this time they’re being used by an internal review board to keep track of just how many employee complaints and grievances have been made about working on the Ellen show. Because let’s face it, there’s enough to fill a whole 10×30 storage unit full of display boards at this point.

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The FBI Has Reportedly Made A Formal Request To Interview Prince Andrew

June 8, 2020 / Posted by:

I specifically chose this picture, because I like to think it looks like Prince Andrew and Queen Elizabeth are watching any hope Andrew had of ignoring the Jeffrey Epstein investigation float away into the sky forever. As much as Andrew has been trying not to talk to investigators about his former pal Jeff – and boy has he been trying – the Feds have gone ahead and issued a formal request to sit down and chat as soon as possible.

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Some Thought That Miley Cyrus And Cody Simpson Broke Up, But His Sister Says It Isn’t So 

December 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus has been on Cody Simpson for a couple of months, or so, after she split with Kaitlynn Carter and her husband Liam Hemsworth. Cody was recently in NYC with a Playboy model and Miley yodeled out a sad Christmas song, so some thought that Miley and the Australian Aaron Carter were done, but there’s no need to cancel your holiday plans to mourn the death of the true definition of everlasting love. Because Cody’s sister says that Hillbilly Skipper and Bronzer Ken are still together.

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