Here’s what you need to know: Nick Cannon has a whole lot of kids, and he has one more on the way. Over the weekend, he dropped some very convincing visual evidence that he had procreated once more. While some of us were spending the weekend ass-deep on the couch, watching Euphoria or whatever infomercial the TV got stuck on after the remote batteries died, Nick Cannon was popping conventionally gender-specific confetti with some of his nearest and dearest, including a pregnant Bre Tiesi.
According to her Instagram bio, Bre Tiesi is a real estate agent, investor, business consultant, model, and travel enthusiast. She might be editing that Instagram bio to add, “Soon to be in the running for the coveted title of Nick Cannon’s favorite baby mama.” TMZ got their hands on some pictures taken at a gender reveal party in Malibu on Sunday. We know this because the party’s theme was white, pink, and blue, and there was a pregnant Bre Tiesi in a white bodycon. And standing right next to Bre was Nick Cannon, dressed in matching white. But based on those generic baby colors, the bump, and a personal confirmation by Nick himself, it was a gender reveal. via TMZ:
Pink and blue balloons created the drama as they were surrounded by friends and family. Bre, who just finalized her divorce from [former NFL player] Johnny Manziel, was posing proudly with an obvious baby bump. A bunch of guests posed with Nick and Bre as she cradled her belly.
It seems pretty obvious Nick and Bre are together. He’s cradling her baby bump, they’re hugging, holding hands … clearly the center of attention.
As for the reveal … guests unloaded party poppers filled with blue confetti, so, it’s a boy!!!
Nick Cannon may be adding another baby to his brood … at least that sure the way it looks, because there was big gender reveal party which appears to have been hosted by Nick and Bre Tiesi. https://t.co/yHSmjCn2mB
— TMZ (@TMZ) January 30, 2022
That’s just about the most gender reveal party-looking party anyone has ever seen, and Nick must have realized that there was no hiding his latest penis project. So he confirmed the news on his daytime talk show. via People magazine:
On Monday, Cannon, 41, confirmed that he and model Bre Tiesi are expecting during the opening of his eponymous talk show. Standing before an in-studio crowd, Cannon first shared a series of tweets from fans who poked fun at how he is expecting another child.
Then, Cannon transitioned and said he is in a “great space,” sharing a photograph from his and Tiesi’s baby shower during his “Pic of the Day” segment. There, Cannon spoke about his deep love for each of his children, as well as his excitement to welcome another child.
This will be Nick’s eighth child. He and Mariah Carey share 10-year-old twins Monroe and Moroccan, he shares 7-month-old twins Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir with Abby De La Rosa, he and Brittany Bell share a 1-year-old and a 4-year-old named Powerful Queen and Golden, respectively. Nick’s seventh child Zen, who he made with Alyssa Scott, died from a brain tumor in December, at just five months old.
It is not known when this latest baby is due. But, we do know it’s a boy, which means we can start placing bets on what name Nick chooses. The man loves an adjective and a noun. My guess will be something like Influential Prince or something. I’ll leave it to Nick, he’s much better at this than I am. But he better figure it out soon, and not because it looks like Bre might pop at any moment. It’s because he’s probably running out of pages in the Nick Cannon Baby Name Book. And let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time before another woman tells him she’s pregnant and he’s got to start back at square one with the names. Gotta lock in that name now before too many kids pile up, and he’s forced to pick a leftover name like Regular Steve or Simply Jennifer.