Miranda Lambert’s New Boyfriend Ghosted His Wife 

Did I ever think I’d be this interested in the adventures of Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze? No, but here we are, and it beats doing another Kanye West post. So follow Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze, I will!

Miranda Lambert secured a lifetime achievement award from The League of Extraordinary Homewreckers when it came out that she probably got with her current man, country singer Evan Felker, while he was still with his wife of a year-and-a-half Staci Felker and she was still with her post-Blake Shelton boyfriend Anderson East. Evan and his band became Miranda’s opening act on tour in February, and shortly after, he filed for divorce from Staci, who was apparently blindsided. A source tell People that Evan didn’t only blindside Staci, he also Casper’d her ass. Although, there was nothing friendly about what Evan did to her.

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The “Miranda Lambert Is A Homewrecker” Scandal Continues

Miranda Lambert has a new boyfriend, musician Evan Felker, and shortly after we found that out, she was accused of dating him while he was still with his wife. Those rumors were given some credibility by Evan’s estranged wife Staci Felker on social media. More people are talking, and that rumor about Miranda having zero respect for a thing called commitment just got louder.

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Miranda Lambert’s New Man Is A Married Musician 

When Miranda Lambert first started letting out orgasmic yodels as her cooze did the boot scootin’ boogie on Blake Shelton’s taken peen, he was still married to his first wife. They’ve both said in the past that despite him wearing a wedding ring, they couldn’t deny their tingles for each other. Blake and Miranda were together for almost 10 years before they split up in 2015, and some say both of their genitals wandered into the loins of another during their marriage. Blake quickly moved on to the most heave-inducing pairing since Jell-O and mayonnaise, and Miranda moved on to hospital name-sounding singer Anderson East.

Miranda and Anderson broke up earlier this year, and now InTouch and UsWeekly are saying that she’s hooked up with another country singer. This one’s named Evan Felker (yes, I almost typed Felcher, because that’s how my brain works) and he’s the lead singer of the band Turnpike Troubadours. Miranda and Evan getting together is making InTouch sing, “Laaaaaaaambert the shameless home wrecker,” because sources say he was still with his wife when they started doing it, and she was still with Anderson East.

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Minka Kelly Would Like You To Know She Didn’t Wreck Jesse Williams’ Marriage

Jesse Williams is for sure dating Minka Kelly after splitting from his estranged wife Aryn Drake-Lee in the messiest way. The timeline of when Jesse got with Minka is still a target of speculation. If you ask Minka Kelly, like someone on Instagram recently did, she’ll tell you that she had no part in ruining his marriage.

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Ben Affleck And Lindsay Shookus May Have Cheated On Their Spouses With Each Other 

I promise I won’t fill this post with stupid and nonsensical “shook” puns like I did with the last one.

Prepare to be SHOOKus (I lied). When the news of Ben Affleck and his new girlfriend, SNL producer Lindsay Shookus, came out earlier today, X17 said that the two have a history and he was even humping on her while he was dating Jennifer Garner. Multiple sources are now telling both People and UsWeekly that Ben and Lindsay have been boning on the side for years while he was married to Jennifer and she was married to fellow SNL producer Kevin Miller. Somewhere, The Nanny is filling with sadness and is not feeling so special, because she probably thought she was Ben’s lone side trick.

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Balthazar Getty Says Cheating With Sienna Miller Made His Marriage Stronger

Now let’s go all the way back to 2008 when Sienna Miller was inducted into the Famous Homewreckers Hall of Fame after getting with actor and Getty heir Balthazar Getty. Back then a single Sienna hooked up with Balthazar who was very married at the time to the mother of his four kids Rosetta Getty. Eventually Sienna and Balthazar called their affair off, and he went crawling back to Rosetta.

Some would think that leaving his wife and four kids – FOUR KIDS – so that he could bang Factory Girl on a series of expensive boats would be enough for Rosetta to leave her dead marriage in the morgue, but the opposite happened. She took him back two years later.

Balthazar – who is now a DJ, apparently – recently spoke to the Evening Standard (via Daily Mail) about The Sienna Years. Balthazar considers what happened with Sienna seven years ago to be “ancient history” and he doesn’t like to talk about it anymore. What he would like to talk about is how Sienna’s cooch should seriously consider getting certified as a couples counselor, because his marriage to Rosetta is “stronger” than before. Balthazar also released this nugget of cheater enlightenment:

“Without going down, you can’t rise again.”

Poor Sienna. “Going down?” What did she do to deserve such barely-subtle shade? Oh, right. But like Balthazar is one to talk: rising and going down on someone other than Rosetta was what got him in trouble in the first place.

Here’s Balthazar looking like a barber from The Matrix with his wife at a charity event last month.

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