Category: Shameless
Orianne Cevey Is Auctioning Off Some Of Phil Collins’ Gold Records And Awards
If you close your eyes and listen very carefully, you can hear a dull thudding noise coming from the west. That’s Andy Cohen kicking himself for not having signed Orianne Cevey, Phil Collins’ outrageous ex-wife, sooner to star in a planned reboot of Real Housewives of Miami. He waited too long and now Orianne is out here burning through one delicious plot line after another with nary a camera to record all the drama. Page Six reports that Orianne’s latest FU to Phil has her auctioning off some of his gold records and awards for a song because they “no longer spark joy.” Also no longer sparking joy— 5,000 pairs of shoes. Andy must be livid. That’s some Real Housewives of Despotic Kleptocrats shit right there, AKA the franchise that got away.
Open Post: Hosted By A Gyrating Jared Leto
Jared Leto’s doing what any other pop tart of his ilk would be doing to increase ticket sales for his concert tour. He’s showing some skin and working that body-ody-ody to get those thirsty eyes upon him. He’s done it before, remember when he was kicking off his cross country road trip in support his Thirty Seconds To Mars album America and was posting beefcake pictures of his younger self and promising that if the album went #1 he’d cut his beard off? Well, now he’s got the US and European Monolith tour to promote, so he’s taking his clothes off, gyrating, and asking people to practice their moves so he can pull them up on stage to dance with him.
Miranda Lambert’s New Boyfriend Ghosted His Wife
Did I ever think I’d be this interested in the adventures of Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze? No, but here we are, and it beats doing another Kanye West post. So follow Miranda Lambert’s husband-seeking cooze, I will!
Miranda Lambert secured a lifetime achievement award from The League of Extraordinary Homewreckers when it came out that she probably got with her current man, country singer Evan Felker, while he was still with his wife of a year-and-a-half Staci Felker and she was still with her post-Blake Shelton boyfriend Anderson East. Evan and his band became Miranda’s opening act on tour in February, and shortly after, he filed for divorce from Staci, who was apparently blindsided. A source tell People that Evan didn’t only blindside Staci, he also Casper’d her ass. Although, there was nothing friendly about what Evan did to her.
Consider “Shameless” On Lockdown Until Emmy Rossum Gets Paid
Emmy Rossum, who plays Fiona Gallagher on Showtime’s tv show Shameless, wants to get paid as much as her co-star William H. Macy. Until that happens, we’re not getting an eighth season of trashy family adventure. Until the Showtime execs drop some coin in her piggy bank, the show will be as frozen as the cold Chicago winter (er, that’s where the show takes place)!