Ben Affleck Did The Nanny In The Bahamas

July 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Yesterday, People said that Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who is supposedly in love with Ben Affleck, went to the Bahamas with him, Jennifer Garner and their kids in June. That was the trip they took to hide out as news of their divorce broke. Jennifer apparently sent Christine to the unemployment line shortly after that trip, because she found out that ho was getting on Ben Affleck. E! News is now saying that Christine and Ben bumped genitals during that trip and that’s why Jennifer Garner fired her. I guess in Jennifer Garner’s world, the answer to the question “It’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” is: Not with the nanny, because she’s blowing Ben Affleck.

E! spoke to a couple of sources. One source is obviously part of Team Affleck and the other source’s real name probably rhymes with Prisspeen… shit what rhymes with Ouzounian? One source “close to Ben and Jenner” claims that Christine was a shit nanny and that he’s not dating her. That source says that even though Ben was sick of Jennifer’s “negative energy and constant berating,” he never cheated on her.

Christine got fired on July 1st, but she was papped with Ben Affleck on July 17th. The source says that Christine is a shady fame whore, because she tipped the paps off that day. Ben was apparently upset when the paps showed up.

However, a source “close to Christine” tells E! the same thing a source told People. Christine and Ben started fucking shortly after she began working for his family and she thought they were going to get married and live happily ever after. It’s like Gone Girl without all the murder stuff.

“…Eventually she couldn’t contain her excitement and spilled the beans that she was dating Ben Affleck…she told her friends she was completely in love with him. Ben told Christine things that led her to believe they were going to be fully together. Over the course of the last few months, their relationship became very real and serious to Christine.”

The source went on to say that Jennifer was always suspicious of Christine and Ben’s relationship. She kept Christine around, because the kids liked her. Jennifer finally fired Christine after finding out that she fucked Ben in the Bahamas.

Meanwhile as all these sources spill the shit, Jennifer Garner is visiting sick children in the hospital. Damn, she’s good.

Christine really needs to step it up and stop with these accounts from “anonymous sources” bullshit. Either play hard or get off the ho stroll. We need receipts! We need pictures, or a sex tape, or something. If there is a sex tape, I hope Christine learned from David Fincher’s mistakes and made sure to shoot Ben’s dick under bright lights, from the front and while it’s fully hard. It’ll be one of the only good things to come out of this mess (POP: punned on purpose).

Here’s Jennifer getting coffee and talking on the phone in Atlanta the other day.

Pics: FameFlynet, Splash

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