Category: Good Morning America
A Bloodhound Won “Best In Show” At The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show For The First Time Ever
Most times when “best in show” makes a blip on my radar, it’s because I’m trying to decide which Real Housewives of New York wife I “hate least in show” while I “watch” (i.e. scroll my phone for the entire duration with the wives’ screeching as my background noise). Ramona Singer never wins because she’s always having to be flapping her jowls about how taking a casual dump on the floor isn’t a big deal or that she didn’t make a racist comment. In much more distinguished, innocent, and adorable flappy jowl news about someone who can shit on a floor and it not be an awkward thing–a dog named Trumpet strutted his majestic floppers all the way to victory, becoming the first bloodhound to ever win the coveted “Best in Show” at this year’s 146th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show at the Lyndhurst Estate in Tarrytown, New York.
In The Grand Tradition Of Daytime TV Costume Nonsense, Here’s How All The Morning Shows Did Halloween
When it comes to the Spooky Season of which we currently find ourselves in, there’s nothing more festive than waking up, turning on the television, and seeing a collection of costumes that are bound to make you say, “What in the sweet spooky fuck is going on here??“. It’s daytime TV’s annual Halloween celebration, which means a whole mess o’ busted costumes, messy wigs, concepts to inspire confusion and a general feeling of second-hand cringe, and references that will look so heinously dated by next year’s Halloween. I mean, when else am I going to see Ryan Seacrest dressed up like a little lad who likes berries and cream, getting manhandled by the anonymous enforcers from Squid Game?
Lara Spencer Laughed At Prince George’s Ballet Lessons, And People Aren’t Having It
For a moment during yesterday’s broadcast of Good Morning America, Lara Spencer made sure the rest of her week was anything but good by laughing while reporting about Prince George taking ballet lessons. Something tells me Lara Spencer wasn’t laughing so hard when she was pulled into the Good Morning America producers office and told her to call up Megyn Kelly and ask her how well outdated beliefs go over in 2019.
On This Halloween, “Today” And “Good Morning America” Terrorized The 80s
For many Halloweens, the hateful demons at Today have give us many soul-melting night terrors by doing their hosts up like dark-sided creatures that crawled out of the sticky asshole of Hell. Like the time they dressed the entire Today show crew as Peanuts possessed by Satan, and the time they committed a horrible case of blasphemy by dropping a Matt Lauer shit all over the pristine image of earth angel Dolly Parton. They played it mostly safe this Halloween. I say “mostly safe,” because I hate them for causing my nipple tips to tingle and my b-hole ring to quiver while looking at Jenna Bush Hager in man drag as Goose from Top Gun. I should call 911 and report Today for actually making me get moist in the tip over drag king Jenna Bush Hager.
Today went with an 80s theme this year. Well, most of them did anyway. Hoda Kotb got lost in the early-70s while making her way to the 80s.