Category: Emily Ratajkowski
Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Went Public With Their Love At A Knicks Game
Even though Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski have only been going together for two-ish weeks, my Pisces-psychic energy tells me they were always meant to be. Emily’s marriage to that cheating Bear guy was nothing more than a glitch in the Matrix. But PetRat (credit: Vanessa) was in the stars! A couple of days ago, it was reported that 31-year-old Emily and 29-year-old Pete spent Thanksgiving dinner together with friends. Then, last night, PetRat took things to the next level. They made their official couple debut at the Knicks game. Calling it now: Pete will have Emily’s face tattooed on his face by Christmas.
Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Spent Friendsgiving Together
While you were stuffing your face with mashed potato in a valiant effort to prevent yourself from letting loose at your conspiracy theory-spouting uncle, other people were having sexy Thanksgivings. Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski were spotted together at a Friendsgiving, adding fuel to the rumors that they are indeed a thing (you’ll just have to wait your turn, Martha Stewart!). It’s all part of Pete’s never-ending cycle of hooking up with starlets who need a little PR bump because Instagram just isn’t pulling in the numbers anymore.
BREAKING: We Have The First Photos Of Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski
A few days ago we learned that maybe, just maybe, Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski were a thing. An eyewitness told DeuxMoi they’d spotted the pair all over each other in Brooklyn. But I wasn’t convinced. Any ol’ schmuck can write into Deux Moi, and I just got fooled by Emily and Brad Pitt’s so-called “romance” (RIP RatPitt). Then, last night, Page Six released photos of 31-year-old Emily and Pete hugging while meeting up to celebrate his 29th birthday. OK, if this is really, truly happening, we need a couple portmanteau. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far: P-Rat, RataPete, or Petily. Ugh, they all suck compared to the beautiful and perfect RatPitt. Continue reading
Brad Pitt Was Spotted At A Bono Concert With Paul Wesley’s Ex, Ines de Ramon (UPDATE)
About a minute ago, it was rumored that 58-year-old Brad Pitt was getting on 31-year-old Emily Ratajkowski, and apparently, he was really into her, but there was no paparazzi proof that they were ever together, and neither said shit about it. So either it was a hit-it-and-quit-it situation, or they never dated, and Brad’s PR team simply pulled out Emily’s name from a hat filled with the names of possible famous types they can link him to so that everyone could temporarily forget those abuse on a plane allegations. Well, the union of PittRat was over before it began, and Emily RideAJetSki has reportedly jumped off her jet ski and hopped onto Pete Davidson. And Brad may have gone on a date with 29-year-old Ines de Ramon. Ines is the estranged wife of 40-year-old Paul Wesley from The Vampire Diaries and also a woman who would look at you with question mark eyes if you asked her if she’s seen 1992’s Cool World. Actually, most would probably look at you with question mark eyes since they’re trying to forget that mess ever existed.
Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Might Be A Thing Now
Pete Davidson’s desirability is a polarizing topic. Half of the population wonders how a gangly always-hoodied dude-bro with many admitted demons nabs so many beautiful famous women; and the other half wants to climb that lean, damaged, weed-smelling human caution sign like a tree and find out if he’s really packing nine inches or ten. But while we all fight amongst ourselves, Pete might’ve worked his magic again; because there are rumors that he and Emily Ratajkowski were recently spotted holding hands on a date.
Brad Pitt Thinks Emily Ratajkowski Is “The Hottest Thing On The Planet,” But They’re Taking Things Slow Because Both Are Dealing With Messy Breakups
The hottest thing on the planet is the fucking weather, but according to Brad Pitt, global warming ain’t got shit on Emily Ratajkowski who he reportedly thinks is hotter than Heat Miser’s hemorrhoids. It’s been about a month since we started hearing rumors that Brad and Emily were bumping down-low parts, but there hasn’t been much proof of that. All of Emily’s mail goes to her social media accounts since she practically lives on the internet, but Brad hasn’t made one appearance in any of her posts. And sources claim that the reason why Brad and Emily are keeping things “low-key” is because he’s afraid that if he gets a serious girlfriend, that other busty-lipped dark-haired skinny woman in his life, Angelina Jolie, will use it as ammunition in their never-ending child custody fight.