Category: Drink Me

Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart Drinking A Margarita Out Of A Measuring Cup During A Q&A Panel

April 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Martha Stewart recently vowed to give us more of her often-imitated, never duplicated thirst traps, and Martha Stewart must have also promised Martha Stewart that when thirst calls, she’s going to answer–with a margarita! The fact that she was right in the middle of participating in a filmed public Q&A panel wasn’t going to stop her from enjoying a margarita right then and there, and perplexingly, straight from a glass measuring cup. The TikTok of her partaking in this pomegranate “Martha-rita” has racked up over 2.4 million views.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Tropicana Orange Juice Spray Bottle For Mimosas

November 4, 2022 / Posted by:

When it comes to classy morning drinking, you usually get two options: Bloody Mary or mimosa. And since the former recounts childhood nostalgia of a random woman appearing in your mirror to murder you after you’ve said her name ten times, I defer to the mimosa. However, sometimes people use too much orange juice, which does little justice to the cocktail. So OJ OG’s Tropicana has come up with a PR gimmick, I mean, a solution for those who don’t like their mimosas ruined by orange juice overload. They are hawking a bottle of orange juice adorned with a spray top so you can add as much, or as little, as you want for the perfect boozy brunch-time beverage.

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Open Post: Hosted By Sonja Morgan Drinking A Glass Of Wine Through Her Mask

July 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Real Housewives of New York star Sonja Morgan is many things: former Hot Slut of the Day, socialite, philanthropist, entrepreneur, international lifestyle brand, homeowner, toaster oven peddler, historian, intern-mentor, “caburlesque” performer, and, of course, the straw that stirs the drink. Now you can add “magician” to Ms. Morgan’s list of descriptors, cuz last night on RHONY Sonja achieved the impossible. She downed a glass of red wine through her face mask without spilling a drop. I’m extremely confused about how this worked, because this was a sparkly fabric mask without any obvious holes in it. I guess Sonja sucked so hard and fast (heh) that the liquid didn’t get a chance to pool or spill? I’m not sure. We actually need a scientist to explain the physics of it all. Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Hostess Iced Lattes

March 18, 2020 / Posted by:

Look, now is no time to be dieting. Eat all the carbs, process all the fats and tell fiber to go fuck itself. Because last time I checked (3 seconds ago, must stay vigilant) panic eating and turning yourself into a lardbucket (or, in my case, maintaining my lardbucket elite status) was still allowed, even in #theseuncertaintimes. If you’re drinking regular coffee like some 1930s depression era hobo, stop. Hostess has an alternative.

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