Megan Thee Stallion Responded To A Drake Lyric That Might Imply She Lied About Tory Lanez Shooting Her
Cara Delevegne wasn’t the first, and certainly won’t be the last, also-ran celebrity to try and lift Megan Thee Stallion’s tail out of the way in an attempt to climb all the way up her ass looking for some clout. But at least Cara had the sense to ask first and avoided getting a hoof to the head. Fortunately, the same can’t be said for Drake, who might want to consider wearing a helmet should he cross paths with Megan. Because she’s probably at the farrier right now asking for some extra sharp stilettos for the next time she sees his ass. After Drake burped up the lyric “this bitch lie ‘bout getting shots but she still a stallion,” on the track Circo Loco with 21 Savage on his latest album, Her Loss, Megan folded back her ears, stomped her foot and said, “Stop using my shooting for clout bitch ass Niggas!” Which is about as close to calling Drake out by his actual name as when his momma screams, “Aubrey Drake Graham!” at him when she’s pissed.
Nobody’s gonna accuse Taylor Swift of stealing Lana Del Rey’s laptop and poetry, and not just because Lana is featured on a track called Snow On The Beach on Taylor’s new album. According to Billboard, Taylor’s been subtly and not-so-subtly leaking lyrics from her upcoming album Midnights for months. So even if Taylor had stolen Lana’s shit, she’s laid down a paper trail that proves two separate artists can create similarly moody, melancholic drivel independently. With Midnights fast approaching (it drops at midnight tonight), Swifties across the globe were tipped off by Spotify on Twitter to look to the skies at midnight (what can’t she do?!) to catch a glimpse of a lyric from Midnights emblazoned on billboards from Mexico City, Mexico to Wuhan, China.
Taylor Swift Is Reportedly Set To Drop An Unreleased Kanye West/Kim Kardashian Diss Song She Made With Drake
Ever since Katy Perry was officially crossed off Taylor Swift’s bedazzled burn book, the Red (Taylor’s version) songstress has been left with a smaller nemesis list, making it harder to drum up stories in between albums. She’s tried to fill the void by reminding everyone about how lousy her boyfriends were, attempting to win Best Director, and emitting carbon around the world, but it’s just not the same. So, the time has come to rattle some cages a new yet familiar beef. This time, TayTay has her eyes set on Kanye West. There’s always been bad blood between them, but Taylor is possibly taking it to the next level by releasing the ultimate diss record. You know this is big because she’s brought fellow private jet addict Drake onto the track. Sad boy and cottagecore girl collaborating to make music is definitely what I think of when I hear the term “diss track.”
Earlier this week Drake took to Instagram to make fun of his dad, Dennis Graham, for getting a shitty arm tattoo of his face. Dennis got the tat five years ago, and its first iteration didn’t look anything like his son. But after rounds of touch-ups, it… well, it certainly improved. I wouldn’t go so far as to call it “not embarrassing”, but you do you, Daddy Drake! Cut to this morning, when Page Six reported that 35-year-old Drake got a face tattoo as a tribute to his mother, Sandi Graham. Since Dennis’ ink was still fresh in my mind, I imagined Mommy Drake’s face permanently etched onto her son’s cheek or forehead, a la Aaron Carter’s bonkers Medusa-Rihanna tat. But Drake’s actual tattoo is just Sandi’s initials in lowercase under his eye. How tasteful!* *for a celebrity face tattoo
After the past few weeks of ruining the Ozone layer and romancing youngins, Drake seems to be laying low and not causing problems for anyone. Well, anyone other than his father Dennis Graham. Unfortunately for Dennis (and, for Drake) a few years ago he decided to get Drake’s face tattooed on his arm, which sounds like a beautiful tribute in theory. However, the tattoo he received didn’t turn out the way Drake thought it should, but he kept his mouth shut about it. Until now. Because Drake has had enough of Dennis’ odd-looking tattoo taunting him and after five years he has finally asked his father what the hell was he thinking when he had it done.
Much like wasteful mess Kylie Jenner, soft-core gangste Drake is now getting dragged for being the kind of out-of-touch rich person who uses their private jet to take quick trips that could easily be taken by car. People are calling Drake out for his careless attempt at lessening his carbon footprint. Yet unlike Kylie, Drake has an explanation that probably sounds logical to him but will leave everyone else wondering if he’s still jet lagged and dazed from his last trip on Air Drake.