Denise Richards Claims That She And Her Husband Are Being “Followed” Because Of His Work In Alternative Medicine 

April 30, 2020 / Posted by:

Last night on Real Housewives of Beverly HillsKyle Richards threw a dinner party and it got weird. This wasn’t your typical Housewives get together where someone calls someone else “boring” and the shit hits the fan (well that happened too). This involved Denise Richards‘ husband, Aaron Phypers, telling everyone about his job in holistic medicine. Aaron claims he can regrow tendons and do other medical miracles with the power of sound. Every Scientologist just simultaneously busted a Thetan-covered nut. But his magical skills have come with a price. Denise claims they have been followed in the past and continue to be. And we thought Charlie Sheen was the only wacko one!

47-year-old Aaron works at the Quantum360 Club, which is a holistic medical center in Malibu. During Kyle’s dinner party, she asked Aaron to explain what that meant to her guests. It went downhill from there. He said, via Us Weekly:

“Everything you’ve been taught about how disease process and stuff works is not true… I have to be careful… [At the] age of 12, I was living next to the largest nuclear facility in North America. I watched everybody die of cancer. I couldn’t understand why we could split an atom with sound and cause a nuclear explosion. If you look at an atom, there’s lots of space, right? Electron, proton, neutron, whatever. There’s a lot of space, space, it’s empty space, right? 99.9 percent is space, but it’s oscillating at a frequency that appears to be real in our reality. Does that make sense?”

In confessionals, Lisa Rinna and Garcelle Beauvais both shared their confusion about the sci-fi Goop shit that fell out of Aaron’s mouth:

“My husband [Harry Hamlin] has been involved with fusion energy for 30 years, and I know a lot about it,” Lisa, 56, said in a confessional. “I am trying to wrap my brain around what Aaron is saying.”

Meanwhile, Garcelle, 53, told viewers, “This party for me started awkward and then it got bizarre and then it got more bizarre. Cuckoo!”

Aaron continued, via People:

“Traditional isn’t traditional. It’s allopathic. And allopathic, it means alternative medicine. Look it up. It’s all a measurement of the electromagnetic spectrum frequency. I break down stuff so you can all heal you–I don’t heal anybody, by the way. I remove blocks, discord, information.”

Aaron also said that there is “cancer in every one of you right now. Cancer happens all the time,” explaining cancer “saves” you from an infection which would have otherwise killed you, so it’s actually your “best friend that protected you from something that’s going to shoot you in the head with a bullet. That’s what cancer is.”” And he also said:

“I ruptured my Achilles tendon. I regrew it in two months no surgery. How’s that possible?”

On a previous Housewives after-show, Denise compared Aaron’s medical scam skills to Ella Fitzgerald breaking glass with her voice:

“The frequency breaks that. So frequency can also break down different things going on. It’s not cuckoo weird shit. It’s like been around for hundreds of years, holistic medicine all over the world. It’s different for every person.”

People have broken down cancer with sound for hundreds of years? Maybe in Wakanda. Denise claimed that she and Aaron are sometimes followed because of the “tremendous results” he achieves, joking to the dinner:

“If we end up off of Mulholland Drive, you know why.”

Um, is Denise Richards sure that they’re being followed by Big Pharma and not just process servers trying to deliver lawsuits against Aaron? And if I was at that dinner party, I’d probably say, “Errr, okay, can we talk about your supposed big dick again instead? Wait, is that why it’s so big? You grew it with SOUND?!

Pic: Wenn.com

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