Once upon a time, Tori Spelling was in so many dire financial straits it was rumored that she and her (on? off?) husband, Dean McDermott, couldn’t afford for him to have a vasectomy, so they made the sensible economic decision and just kept on raw-dogging more kids into existence. But things must really be looking up now since Tori recently said she spent $400 in just two days trying to see what could be seen for much less in Wild Things and Playboy on Denise Richards’ OnlyFans account. $400 on titties? In this economy?
Tori Spelling may be going after a gig! And honestly, she should be the way her American Express bills are piling up. While doing some promo for her podcast, 9021OMG, on iHeartRadio, Tori ended up talking about the Scream series which actually featured Tori back in the day. It was a joke in the first film that Neve Campbell‘s character Sidney Prescott suggested that she would be played by Tori Spelling in the movie about her murderous boyfriend. In the sequel, Tori did just that–playing Sidney in the movie-within-a-movie, Stab. Well, Scream 6 is coming out next year and Tori says she would be totally down to come back to the franchise. I’m sure AmEx is already checking her accounts to see when they can seize more money from her.
Christy Carlson Romano was one of the OG Disney Channel baddies. Not only was she on live-action shows, like Even Stevens, the show that gave Shia LaBeouf a start. But she also voiced the popular 2000s cartoon, Kim Possible. Christy was bringing in the money as a teenage Disney star. But in a new YouTube video, Christy, now 37 years old, explained how she threw money around and quickly went broke and had to climb back out from the abyss. Tori Spelling, come on down and listen close!
Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling have been rumored to be breaking up for a while because she won’t stop feeding their kids sugary muffins. No, they’re just miserable together. The Sun says that back in March, Tori was photographed without her wedding ring for the first time, and both of them have been ring-less multiple times since then. She celebrated the Fourth of July and their eldest daughter, Stella‘s birthday without Dean, and the couple didn’t say shit all to each other on social media for Mother’s or Father’s Day. Since Tori gets paid via attention, no branded couple content on easy money-grab holidays spells more trouble than anything else!
Well, sources claim that Tori and Dean are done, and the only thing holding them together is the original love they had for each other. JK, it’s money–they’re both too broke to break up. Well damn, maybe that’s why they aren’t wearing wedding rings–they pawned ’em for the cash!
Uh oh, Tori Spelling got in pandemic trouble again. But don’t worry, this time it’s not racist (I think). In a now deleted Instagram post, Tori advertised a virtual meet and greet for 20 fans scheduled for tomorrow. The lucky fans could take virtual selfies (screenshots), and download a copy of the video call afterwards (screen record)! But all that complicated technology comes with a price… $95 to be exact. Yep, she wanted fans to pay almost a hundred dollars for an online conversation.
I know, shocking stuff. Tori thinking she has fans. And because we’re in a Pandemic ft. Financial Crisis, and most of us are broker than Tori and Dean after a trip to Barneys back in the day, people were pissed.
I don’t really know what Tori Spelling is trying to do here but it’s not working… at all. Tori, whose show just got canceled (but maybe it didn’t), was at Barneys the other day, which is weird because Tori has money problems and her ass shouldn’t be at Barneys in the first place since I doubt she can use her American Express card there. But shit got weirder when she posed for pictures at Barneys… while holding a wad of cash.