Once upon a time, Tori Spelling was in so many dire financial straits it was rumored that she and her (on? off?) husband, Dean McDermott, couldn’t afford for him to have a vasectomy, so they made the sensible economic decision and just kept on raw-dogging more kids into existence. But things must really be looking up now since Tori recently said she spent $400 in just two days trying to see what could be seen for much less in Wild Things and Playboy on Denise Richards’ OnlyFans account. $400 on titties? In this economy?
According to People, Tori was On Jeff Lewis’ SiriusXM show and admitted that she wanted to see what her “friend” Denise was offering on her OF. So, she completely validated her late dad Aaron Spelling’s decision to leave her a (relatively) tiny inheritance for fear she’d waste it and subscribed to Denise’s account under a fake name.
“I was just kind of fascinated by the whole OnlyFans, and I’m not gonna lie, I was like, ‘Let me check it out. What does it entail?’ ” Spelling explained.
“So I looked at it, and of course, it shows something, and unless you subscribe, you can’t get it. So, of course, I subscribed under a fake name,” she continued. “It’s riveting, because they’re like, ‘Hey, we might show you this in this shower.’ And I just want to see. It’s my friend. Like, ‘Hey, how far is she going?’ “
And then Tori traveled further and further down the Denise rabbit hole.
“They say, allegedly, if you tip them, they get back to you faster. So, I was like, ‘Hey, love what I’m seeing. Would love to see some more,’ ” Spelling added, before admitting: “I ended up, in the course of two days, spending $400. I couldn’t stop.”
Spelling then raved of her friend: “God, she looks good. But yeah, so I kept tipping her. But I didn’t want her to know it was me in the DMS.”
Here’s Tori talking about the sneaky squandering of her “Transformation into Khloé Kardashian” fund on softer-than-softcore porn:
Are you really friends, though, if your pal won’t just give you the boob pics for free? As we know, Denise joined OnlyFans to support her daughter, Sami Sheen, who joined the site much to the chagrin of her suddenly sanctimonious father, Charlie Sheen. But Denise has previously talked about being surprised at how much money she’s been able to make from it.
Following suit with her 18-year-old daughter Sami Sheen, Richards, 51, launched her account on the monetized (and frequently adult) site back in June 2022. She said she was quickly “shocked” by the amount of money she could make.
“I did it to support my daughter, being a mom who is an actress who has done stuff and I just thought it was empowering too as a woman… to take control,” she said at the time. “You own all of the content and [on] a lot of the other platforms, you don’t own the content. So it’s nice to be able to control it.”
I’d be willing to bet Tori was probably researching to see how lucrative it would be for her to get on OnlyFans herself; we know Dean isn’t bringing home that Canadian bacon, so I’d be willing to bet that Donna Martin will finally graduate to freeing those rejuvenated titty balls and purple pubes.
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