Category: Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig May Not Actually Be Done With James Bond After All
No Time To Die? More like: Never Gonna Quit That Paycheck. Yes, it’s been beyond rumored that Daniel Craig would finally be hanging up his hat in terms of playing James Bond. We’ve heard that song before. He was reportedly going to stop playing Bond after Spectre came out in 2015, saying he’d rather “slash his wrists”. But then he signed up for the next one and No Time To Die is coming out in November (due to coronavirus push-backs). Well, maybe Daniel doesn’t want his last Bond movie to be marred with premiering during the year of a pandemic, because sources are saying that PR people are being told not to push this movie as Daniel’s last.
The Release Date For “No Time To Die” Has Been Pushed To November Because Of Coronavirus
The 25th Bond movie, and Daniel Craig’s last, No Time To Die, has been doomed from the beginning. Danny Boyle quit as director, an explosion during filming messed up a crew member, and a toilet camera was found in the women’s restroom at the studio they filmed at. But then they got it together, put out a trailer and later a theme song sleep-mumbled out by Emily The Strange’s more sullen stepsister Billie The Emo. Just when they were beginning to think that the fuckery was behind them, they have met the biggest and most dangerous Bond villain of all: Coronavirus. Coronavirus has said, “It IS time to die”, to the movie’s original release date.
Billie Eilish’s Bond Song “No Time To Die” Is Out
No Time To Die? There might be no time to die but you’ll make plenty of time to sleep after listening to Billie Eilish’s Bond theme, which sounds like a cross between a rejected Ambien commercial song and the beginning of an anti-depressant commercial. It’s fitting that it’s the last theme for a Bond movie starring Daniel Craig, because this sounds like a hipster dirge cooed out by a sad mermaid. Basically, it’s very on brand for Billie Eilish.
Bond Producer Barbara Broccoli Says There Will Never Be A Female James Bond
Variety spoke with the owner and reigning queen of all things James Bond, Barbara Broccoli who runs the franchise along with her half-brother, Michael G. Wilson. She had some things to say about the future of Bond and let us know that while 007 may one day be a person of color, Bond will never be a woman. But it’s because she thinks women are “more interesting than that.”
Here’s The “No Time To Die” Trailer Featuring Lashana Lynch As A 00 Agent
Trailerpalooza this week, huh? The people over at MGM must have known Black Widow was coming with her trailer and wanted to show Marvel that they ain’t the only ones with diversity up in the house. You have an Asian-Transgender-Tree Russian spy, Marvel? Well, MGM will give you Lashana Lynch as a 00 agent. But the trailer doesn’t totally confirm the rumor that Lashana Lynch will make heads pop off by taking over as 007.
Prince Charles Might Appear In The Next Bond Film
Things are a huge mess on the set of Bond 25, what with the explosions, toilet cams, and multiple walk outs. The Sun says that Prince Charles was recently offered a cameo role in the latest Bond film. And you might think that Prince Charles would decline their generous offer, explaining thanks but no thanks – he’s got enough public relations messes to deal with at his job already. But The Sun says Prince Charles is considering it.