Category: Piss
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Band Brass Against Apologizing For Their Frontwoman’s Golden Shower Show
One rock singer took the “Go piss girl,” meme WAY too far. The band, Brass Against–who is a cover band that uses brass instruments–had to apologize after their lead singer, Sophia Urista, popped a squat on-stage and took a frothy piss all over a concert-goer’s eager face. More like Sophia URINE-ista, amiright?! WARNING: Golden showers ahead.
Kelly Osbourne Pissed Herself And Blamed It On Starbucks
File this under: Information Your Brain Really Needed Today.
Kelly Osbourne marched in NYC’s Pride Parade yesterday and sometime during the afternoon, she had a Detrol commercial moment and had to go, had to go, had to go right then. So Kelly went into a Starbucks to piss and she says the rude ass employees wouldn’t let her use their toilet, so she had no choice but to make like she was Ray J and her shoes were Kim Kartrashian’s ass. She busted a golden showers show and got piss in her shoes.
Sure, you might be thinking that Kelly could’ve just bought a fucking cookie to use the bathroom, but then she wouldn’t have pissed on herself and gotten attention for it by tweeting. And even if she did buy a fucking cookie, she still wouldn’t be able to use the bathroom since that Starbucks doesn’t have one!