Category: Britney Spears
Britney Spears Says Kevin Federline Wasn’t Exactly The Most Supportive Husband During Her Second Pregnancy
By now, Britney Spears has made it very clear that she’s more than happy to vent on social media about whatever fly is stuck in her sugar bowl that day, and she’s also established that anyone could get called out at any time. Her father, her mother, her sister, her sister again, her former management company. Generally, Britney’s ex-husband Kevin Federline has managed to PopoZão his way out of the line of fire, but it looks like his time has finally come. Because Britney decided to drag Kevin down memory lane with her. However, KFed’s lawyer denies Britney’s claims.
Sam Asghari Says That He’s Looking Forward To Being A Father After Britney Spears Announces That She’s Pregnant
While the hornies have probably been calling Sam Asghari “Daddy” for some time now, the 28-year-old fiancé/maybe-already-husband of Britney Spears is actually going to be a father of a child. Yesterday on Instagram, Britney announced she is pregnant with her “husband” Sam’s baby, and Sam is now also gushing about how happy he is to be a father. And just like Britney, he’s corny on Instagram about it. Less emojis, though. Still–a match made in heaven.
Britney Spears Announces That She’s Pregnant With Her Third Child
And just like that, the internet gave birth to a billion “….Baby One More Time” jokes.
In what I thought was just another regular Britney Spears Instagram post filled with emojis and ellipses, she announced that another Cheetoling is laid up in her womb, sipping on Frapp-infused amniotic fluid. And Brit Brit’s pregnancy announcement is a journey through HUH? because at first, I thought she was pregnant with a Chipotle burrito and then I thought she was pregnant with two Chipotle burritos before realizing that she made an actual baby with her fiance Sam Asghari. A baby who will definitely be born with black eyeliner-slathered eyes and an eight-pack. And there might be two of ’em!
Britney Spears Says That Her Real-Life Mom Was Worse Than Her Fake Mom From “Crossroads”
In the grand pantheon of ultra-shitty movie mothers, there’s Faye Dunaway’s Joan Crawford, and then everyone else underneath that. Your mileage may vary! Some people are going to rank some awful moms higher or lower than others, but Britney Spears has the unique distinction of having actual real-life experience with one of said crappy movie mothers. And because of this, she could effectively compare her own mom Lynne Spears against her on-screen mom. Which Britney recently did. And the bad news for Lynne is that it sounds like Britney would have rather traded places with her Crossroads counterpart and lived with her crappy absentee mom played by Kim Cattrall.
Britney Spears Says That “Euphoria” Helped Ease Her Anxiety
Euphoria has taken the world by storm. And by that, I mean teenagers who run social media accounts that aggregate screenshots from TV shows and caption it with the phrase “iconic.” However, there’s another big fan of the HBO show and that is Britney Spears! She recently sang the praises of Euphoria and its ability to help with mental illness. I don’t know what’s more surprising: that Britney’s a Euphoria fan or that a show about messy teens works as well as Valium!
Britney Spears Is Back On Instagram After A Mysterious Break
Guess who’s back? Back again? Wait, that’s another 2000s hit by a peroxide blond. Whatever. The answer is it’s Britney, bitch! Britney Spears is back on Instagram to grace us with her never-ending fashion shows and captions calling out Jamie Lynn Spears. The pop star’s account mysteriously disappeared and she left no indication why she deactivated her account. Instagram is nothing without Britney, so we can safely assume the suits at Facebook begged her to come back!