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August 19, 2019 / Posted by:

FoxHol is apparently DONE done as 51-year-old Jamie Foxx was papped holding hands with 21-year-old singer Sela Vave. Katie Holmes supposedly told friends that she and Jamie broke up months ago after six years together. So wait, you’re telling me that FoxHol ended things before we got a picture of Tom Cruise shooting out of his lifts as he farted out an angry stream of butt Thetans from running into them at a public event? They are so selfish for that! – Just Jared

Kristen Stewart wasted that hair on what looks like a drowning turd of a shit movie instead of starring in Stop The Insanity: The Saga Of Susan PowterLainey Gossip

It was so hot this weekend that I contemplated doing what many did, which is say the words, “One for Good Boys, please”, to sit in an air-conditioned theater. The sun is fucked up for that – Pajiba

If your kink is getting fucked in the ears raw by the sound of an alarm while getting beat with a jet of water after trying to pick up dick in a public bathroom, head to Wales – Towleroad

Bella Hadid or Rosie Huntington-Whitely after getting an eye job? – Popoholic

James Corden will terrorize the streets of Los Angeles with Carpool Karaoke for at least another 3 years – SOW

Excuse me while I call 911 on Emily RideAJetSki for stealing Peg Bundy’s resort looks – Hollywood Tuna

Rita Ora is serving Rock of Love Bus reject – Drunken Stepfather

Fame whore admits fame whore helped her be a more famous fame whore – Celebitchy

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