Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have ended their 18 month relationship, allegedly due to Chris really wanting to make some Martin-Johnson kids, and Dakota wanting to make more porn lite like Fifty Shades of Grey movies and buddy comedies with Rebel Wilson. Basically, 29-year-old Dakota wanted to focus on her career and Chris Martin wanted to focus on not becoming another internet meme and procreating with her.
According to the Express:
SINGER Chris Martin split with Fifty Shades Of Grey actress Dakota Johnson after months of arguing over whether to start a new family, their closest friends claimed yesterday.
They say the Coldplay frontman, 42, and 29-year-old film star Dakota “could not have been further apart” about settling down and having children before pulling the plug on their 18-month romance last month. One friend confirmed: “Chris made it clear he wants more kids as soon as possible but Dakota’s career has really taken off and that’s the last thing she wanted to think about right away. “It got to the point, last month, where a light seemed to flick on in both their heads and they realised they were pulling in completely opposite directions – so they decided to call it a day.”
I’m a little sad that a couple that lived in a $4.5 million beach house and got matching infinity tattoos couldn’t make it to the sequel to How To Be Single (which will definitely be made).
Chris already has a daughter Apple, 15, and 13-year-old son Moses from his 13-year marriage to actress Gwyneth Paltrow, from whom he famously “consciously uncoupled” prior to their divorce in 2016.
Earlier this year, Chris splurged £4.5million on a beach house in Malibu, California, and his friend added: “He had hoped they would settle there and start a brand new family of their own, but Dakota told him she’s nowhere near ready for that.”
I am surprised to hear they broke up about making babies instead of Dakota doing something stupid like eating seven days a week. Either way, hopefully Dakota got some sweet revenge by consciously coupling up with some Arby’s or Taco Bell.