Ronnie Ortiz-Margo And Jen Harley Of “Jersey Shore” Have Broken Up For The Millionth Time, And Yes It’s Messy
Sad news for believers in true love as Ronnie Ortiz-Margo of Jersey Shore and the mother of his poor child Jen Harley have broken up again. I know we’re all shocked and saddened by this news but there are some things to celebrate: no one got dragged by a car, zero arrests were made, the TV is safe and it involved only some alleged minor cheating on Ron’s part.
According to Us Weekly:
Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Margo are done again — and it’s getting messy. On Thursday, September 5, Harley, 31, shared multiple Instagram Stories slamming her on-again, off-again boyfriend.
She started by posting a photo of two people from the back that look like the Jersey Shore Family Vacation star, 33, and a mystery woman on a boat. “Is this love?? Or is this a mistake?” Harley wrote on the photo, which shows the woman’s arm around him. “This is Ron this weekend with another girl again.”
Sources from Ronnie’s side (Drunk Uncle Nino and a bottle of spray tan) are saying that he WOULD NEVER and that he simply had his arm a girl because he was sad about the break-up and she was a friend consoling him.
“Ronnie did not cheat. That girl is a friend of his and that was from a boat party on Monday with a bunch of people,” a source tells Us. “She was there for him because they broke up middle of last week and she was being that friend consoling him. He was really upset.”
The insider also adds that the woman is not married, despite Harley’s claims.
Apparently, whoever this lady consoling Ronnie is has committed another crime, which is wearing the same bathing suit as Jen! Everyone knows side chicks and main chicks aren’t supposed to wear the same bathing suit after Labor Day. RUDE!
At the end of her Stories, Harley shared a photo of the woman, who she said was named Robin, next to a photo of herself; they were wearing the same swimsuit. “Who wore it better?” she wrote on the photo with two options: “The Groupie” or “Baby Mama.”
Let’s all just pour out some Ron-Ron juice for the ending of this quadruple train wreck of a relationship….until they get back together in about three minutes. At least now he can go on A Double Shot at Love with his co-stars, or start a stripping career with Vinny. And if he ever ends up in prison because of this mess of a relationship, at least he knows he can make friends.