A Fan Tried To Pick Up Lady Gaga At Her Las Vegas Show And Dropped Her Ass
33-year-old Oscar-winning yodeler, Lady Gaga, has a Las Vegas residency going on because while that used to mean you were a loser who can’t sell a tour, it now means that you’re a big star who stays in one place and your fans empty out their 401ks to fly to see you and pay $500 for a ticket. Gaga is restarting her shows at Park MGM and during last night’s performance, she took a motherfucking fall–and brought a fan down with her.
Lady Gaga has brought people on stage before, including the ghost of a dead lover to sing an Oscar-winning song with her. Gaga has a full robot in her show, so she brings the tricks and fuckery. Well, it was more fuckery than tricks this time as a fan thought a little too highly of their upper-body strength and ended up screwing the pooch. Been there.
Gaga leapt into the arms of an overzealous Little Monster who must have thought he had won the lottery getting to touch his Mother Monster. Well, he got a little too self-confident. I think where he stepped left was when he stepped left: literally man takes a step back and plummets off-stage whilst still holding onto Gaga
OMG!!! 🤯
Lady Gaga and a Little Monster fell off stage tonight during #ENIGMA – Night 17 😟Thankfully, they are fine & continued on with the show. 👏
*The first time I watched the video I was like… 'HER HIP!!!', 'HIS LEG!!!' 😭😭😭 but hopefully, everything it's OK! pic.twitter.com/m4Kojpdeb8
— BE KIND – ENIGMA | Lady Gaga News 🐙 (@GagaNews1986) October 18, 2019
That guy is going to get death threats for this. You almost killed Gaga; the Little Monsters are going to now actually kill you. Gaga was fine, and went on with the show like it was nothing. In another video she also tells her minions fans not to be evil to the guy who almost ended her career by breaking her spine:
“If anybody on the internet is mean to you tomorrow about this then I’m going to be very upset with each and every one of them… We love each other so much, we fell off the damn stage. We fell into each other’s arms. We’re like Jack and Rose from “Titanic.” I suppose we should have some tea after that.”
Jack dies. And Rose screws all her relatives by dropping a priceless gem into the ocean because of symbolism: the worst people. After the show Gaga showed how she was repairing her body:
Here’s hoping that guy wasn’t flooded by murderous Little Monsters after almost killing their deity. Next time Gaga, pick one of your buff gay porn star fans to pick your ass up at your concert: Much more upper body strength.
Pic: Twitter