Brad Pitt Isn’t Dating Anyone Right Now

March 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Sorry, singles looking to mingle with Brad Pitt, but it looks like he’s not quite ready to jump back into the dating pool just yet. “Thanks for the heads up!” said the lifeguard of the dating pool who will be assigned to cleaning the filter of self-tanner grease and beard hairs after Brad jumps in.

A source blabbed to People about Brad’s current life as a single guy. We already know that Brad is doing the sad artist thing right now. But don’t expect to see him cruising singles bars in a paint-splattered smock looking for his “muse.” The source says that Brad isn’t dating right now. Instead, he’s been doing the buddy thing. Brad has been having friends over a lot, and has been reconnecting with old friends. Oh boy, here come eleven hundred more “BRAD RECONNECTS WITH JEN!headlines. The source adds that Brad seems “much happier” lately (well, agreeing with Angelina Jolie to stop fighting like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi and Nagaina will do that to you).

The source adds that along with art and spending more time with his kids, Brad is also working out every day and has lost a few pounds. Nice.

The sad news in all of this is that I guess this means Kate Hudson really isn’t dating Brad Pitt after all. Poor Kate Hudson. Even though she technically has a new man in her life, I’m sure she would have loved to have stretched that rumor out just a little longer. If you only get one measly totally untrue tabloid cover out of it, did it even not really ever happen?

Pic: Splash

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