Rihanna And A$AP Rocky Released Pics And Video Of Their Baby To Beat The Paparazzi’s “Unauthorized” Photos

December 19, 2022 / Posted by:

In case you’ve forgotten, Rihanna is still rich, and this year she became a mother. And since the father of her baby is her Queen Consort, A$AP Rocky who tends to forget how to act right at times. However, they’ve both been very secretive about their new bundle of unnamed joy. But the paparazzi have no time to wait for them to do an unauthorized photo leak, so the photos of financially fit baby Fenty were taken and threatened for release. But RiRi took matters into her own hands by releasing a set of photos, finally introducing her heir apparent to the world.

According to Vulture, RiRi and A$AP’s adorable beneficiary was enjoying a life of anonymity until recently when his image was captured by the paps during some kind of photo shoot on the beach with his parents. It’s not necessarily stated when these sneaky photos were captured, but I’m going to assume it took place prior to the three of them hitting the beach to take their best Survivor-themed photos before realizing their son was being exposed to elements far worse than eating sand and twigs in the name of a husky check.

Whoever thought they could scoop RiRi failed to realize this is the same woman who sang Bitch Better Have My Money. Because if anyone is going to capitalize on their own kid’s image, it will be her, bitch! Instead of becoming angry, someone beat her to the punch of releasing her son’s photos; she ran to Jason Lee of Hollywood Unlocked for damage control. And he claims that RiRi was more than happy to scroll through her phone to send him exclusive photos of Richie Rich Fenty (patent pending) to ensure she controls the narrative before anyone else can.

“Yesterday she FaceTimed me to tell me that paparazzi took unauthorized photos of their baby and planned to release them. So she said if anyone was going to put it out she wanted me to,” Lee explained. “She wanted BLACK MEDIA to be the one to do it since she wasn’t going to be given the choice.”

Awwww, what a cutie. Just remember this, Little Billions; your mommy’s rich, and your daddy is…there. Use that information however you need to, but by the looks of it, you’re comfortable enough to realize you’ll never be broke! And over at the growing graveyard of Twitter, Rihanna’s Navy is setting sail for the island of cuteness as they gush over her little one in droves.

Hopefully, Rihanna will incorporate our favorite baby billionaire into her upcoming Super Bowl performance, but which song would work best? Perhaps during a moment when he escapes his nanny’s embrace and crawls onstage, she’ll look toward the music director and beckon, “Please don’t stop the music!“. Although, in this case, she’ll mean it because Mama needs to secure the bag to ensure her little diaper dependent doesn’t mess everything up for everyone who’s been awaiting her return to the stage.

Pic: INSTARImages

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