Category: A-Rod
Alex Rodriguez Is Launching A Makeup Line For Men
I don’t know why Alex Rodriguez always looks like an ovoid Pikachu getting pitched into the sun, but he and his signature camera squint are here to tell us about his new product line, and it’s poised to help erase the rivulets of tears he and his dining room chairs have been crying over his recent breakup with Jennifer Lopez. (JLo: “Speaking of grieving furniture, how about the tears our bed was crying when your free-agent peen was up to bat in other women’s infields?“)
Some think that A-Rod’s new manly makeup line is a diss against JLo’s beauty collection, but this was something planned while they were still together and pouncing on more power-couple business opportunities.
Open Post: Hosted By The Boston Red Sox Letting Jennifer Lopez Know That They Missed Her
Ben Affleck loves all things Boston, like his beloved major league baseball team, the Boston Red Sox. And now that Ben might have Jennifer Lopez back in his life, the Boston Red Sox are joyfully declaring their everlasting love for JLo in a TikTok video. And sure, they’re probably also trolling Alex Rodriguez, just a little.
Alex Rodriguez Has Gotten Too “Needy” For Jennifer Lopez, And She Cut Him Off
Ever since Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez announced they were splitting up and ending their engagement, A-Rod has been living his life like it’s the third act of a romantic comedy. You know, the part where the guy is desperate to win the love of his life back from the bad boy hunk with questionable intentions? A-Rod has tried everything to woo JLo back into his chemically plumped arms, from eating food together to thinking good thoughts about it. JLo clearly isn’t as interested in going back to A-Rod. Even if she didn’t maybe already have Ben Affleck back in her life, she allegedly wants nothing to do with how desperate A-Rod has been acting. Jenny from the block is now Jenny who will block your calls.
Alex Rodriguez Might Be Trying To Get Back Together With Jennifer Lopez
When Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez officially called it quits a few weeks ago, I naturally assumed that both parties decided to call it quits after coming to the conclusion that it just couldn’t work out, due to JLo finally realizing that she could not change A-Rod’s allegedly unfaithful-seeming ways. When someone shows you who they are, believe their cheating ass. But while JLo is rumored to be ready to move on from this breakup more quickly than she moved on from the #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge, it sounds like A-Rod thinks their breakup could be temporary and might be plotting to win JLo back.
Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Were Seen Out To Dinner Together
After officially calling things off a little over a week ago, Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez continue to toy with our fragile, edge-dwelling emotions by keeping us guessing as to their relationship status and fixating on the next update. This is how you stunt-queen like a pro, kids! Even when you’re not really together anymore, the partnership may have vexingly taken on a life of its own and needs propping up here and there, especially when there is money involved. At least be friendly and civil, so everyone can feel good about supporting your brand.
After the totally surprising and not at all predictable revelation that maybe JLo wasn’t impressed at the thought of sharing A-Rod’s chronically roving peen with side pieces, the demise of the hottest romance of our generation may have deflated all of our aspirations, but we now have a blueprint for how to stay friendly when there are cameras around after fate has dealt its cruel blow.
Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Reportedly Broke Up Because She Couldn’t Trust Him
Something we’ve heard throughout Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s relationship was that JLo was about as familiar with A-Rod’s cheating rumors as she is with an Oscar nomination or a Botox needle. Which is to say, she didn’t care and wasn’t bothered about the endless rumors of A-Rod’s alleged infidelity, because she knew THE TRUTH about those rumors. As it turns out, the truth of the matter might have been that JLo did, in fact, care a lot about A-Rod’s alleged cheating ways, because a source recently told People magazine that JLo’s trust for A-Rod was in the negatives and she just couldn’t live like that.