Category: ’80s Stuff

Open Post: Hosted By Optimus Prime Defending The Georgetown Transformers Statues

May 27, 2023 / Posted by:

For those of you who have neighbors who have tacky taste in lawn decorations, thank your lucky stars you don’t live next to Dr. Newton Howard. About two years ago, brain scientist and 80s robot enthusiast Dr. Howard decided to pay homage to the Transformers and piss off his neighbors by putting two life-size sculptures of Transformers Optimus Prime and Bumblebee outside of his house. The battle between good (Dr. Howard’s robots) and evil (good taste and the D.C. public space committee) has raged on. The war has blown up to the point that the REAL Optimus Prime and Bumblebee have gotten involved.

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Sean Young Thinks Her Career Was Deliberately Sabotaged By A Bunch Of Directors

March 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Sean Young has the type of Wikipedia page that should begin with the words, “How much time do you have?“, because there is SO much to learn about her iconic and infamous career as an actress. There are also many stories about how Sean was a diva, a stalker, and an all-around mess. At the time, back in the pre-internet 90s, all those characterizations seemingly provided enough evidence for why the universe hit the brakes on her career. Even when Sean would offer her perspective, it was usually met with someone in high places who was able to discredit her by pointing to the stories about her being a diva.

Well, time has proven that some of the people who previously accused Sean of being a mess are actually the messes themselves. And thanks to the #MeToo movement helping to disprove the persistent Hollywood rumor of the “difficult” actress, Sean can finally get her side of the story out. Which is that, according to Sean, she probably would have had a longer, more legitimate career had it not been for a bunch of directors who sabotaged it.

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Open Post: Hosted By Zooey Deschanel’s ’80s Themed Birthday Party

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Zooey Deschanel seems determined to carry her manic pixie dream girl energy into her 4th decade of life. According to E! News, Zooey just celebrated her 40th birthday in the most adorkable way possible; with an Instagram ready, ’80s themed birthday party! However, I sense a dark secret lurking in the background.

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The Cast Announcement For “American Horror Story: 1984” Is Very 1984

July 11, 2019 / Posted by:

The next installment of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story: 1984 won’t be released until September, but Ryan’s already got his hair and wardrobe departments working overtime creating some peak ‘80s looks for the cast. And since the cast for season 10 does not include Dame Joan Collins, I’d understand if you skipped this post entirely. However, if you do stay, you will be treated/exposed to Matthew Morrison’s enormous bulge (rubber, I’m sure) almost slipping out of his tiny mustard colored terrycloth shorts.

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