Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 2 – Ooooooh-marosa
On this, our second episode, I confess that I hate the sound of my voice, but yet also say I love my gay voice (don’t ever accuse me of making sense,) and then Allison and I wrap whatever is left of our brains around the never-ending Brangelina divorce saga, Omarosa dropping tape after tape, the dickmatization of Ariana Grande by alleged BDE sorcerer Pete Davidson, and the blasphemy of the Designing Women reboot. I also attempt to guess another Hot Slut of the Day from the past. Will I end up as the Susan Lucci of the HSOTD game and barely come up with a win? Take a wild guess.
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After A Zillion Years, The First Episode Of The Dlisted Podcast Has Arrived
It was 4,983,984 in internet years (which is last summer in regular years) when I said that a Dlisted podcast was making its way through the gutters of my brain and would be out soon. Well, my definition of soon is “over a year,” but better late than never. (“Um, Michael, you should’ve stuck with never.” – anyone who listens to the first episode)
The Dlisted podcast is like Dlisted for your ears (grab some antibiotic drops), and since it’s only around 30 minutes long, it’s a short, little nugget of mindless pop culture fluffery. We recorded this first episode on August 9, so the stories are a little dusty. The stories will be a little fresher in future episodes.
In our very first episode, Allison and I start things out with a BANG (served with sarcasm) by talking about Kansas, and then we also get into the Brangelina divorce mess, the Oscars trying to bring in those millennials, and the latest dumb nugget to come out of Lindsay Lohan’s mouth. I also try to guess a Hot Slut of the Day from the past and I drop a C-bomb. Allison does an impeccable Camila Cabello impersonation and almost gets fired for admitting she’s never watched Dynasty. LE GASP!
You can listen to it on iTunes, Stitcher and Google Play. (Spotify is coming soon.) If you’re into it, subscribe and rate! If you ain’t into it, subscribe (because everyone needs something to hate-listen to) but go ahead and skip the rating part.
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Fox News’ Abby Huntsman Is Probably Joining “The View”
Much like half of our fair country, the producers of The View are not pro-President Sexist-Egotistical-Lying-Hypocritical-Bigot. (I’m speaking of Dabney Colemen of course.) How do we know this? It’s because they’ve supplemented conservative host Meghan McCain (who loathes President Trump and the White House for constantly shitting on her father, Senator John McCain) with ANOTHER conservative host who happens to hate Trump. Her name is Abby Huntsman and, get this, she’s coming over from Fox News!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ozzy, the Pussy Guardian of Peaches!
If you’re a cat owner, then I’m guessing that right now your beloved pussy is taking delicate tokes of catnip in a dog bones bong while lounging on a scratched-up throne made from pieces of what used to be your sofa inside of a castle of cardboard boxes and Christmas tree parts. That could mean only one thing: it’s an average day of the week, because cats are our future overlords and should be treated as such! But today is an extra extra special day for pussies because it’s International Cat Day! And on this International Cat Day, I’m honoring the Peach King of Pussies!
Kim Kardashian Got Dragged By Emmy Rossum And Others Over Her Anorexia Comment
Kim Kardashian is still suffering the fallout from her Instagram stories where she was soooooo happy that her sisters compared her body to that of an anorexic person. Currently, she is being dragged by a few Hollywood actresses for her tacky obsession with being 119 pounds and I am chomping down on popcorn watching it happen.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Google Street View Bird Flipper of Brisbane!
Google Street View is my favorite artiste. Honestly, it should be everyone’s favorite artiste, and there should be an international law making it mandatory for every museum in the world to have an exhibit devoted to it. It’s given us such perfect masterpieces like Titty-Flashing Australian Rose, Road-Fucking Australian Daffodils (are you sensing a theme here?), and many, many more. And a new Google Street View masterpiece has been created thanks to Australia, once again. If Google Street View is Picasso then Australia is Dora Maar. They go together like cake and frosting, like broccoli and mayo (shut up, we’ve been through this before, that’s a perfect combo!), and like a hard lubed-up dick and a puckering ready-t0-be-fucked b-hole. They are a match made in foolery heaven.