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The Google Street View Bird Flipper of Brisbane!
Google Street View is my favorite artiste. Honestly, it should be everyone’s favorite artiste, and there should be an international law making it mandatory for every museum in the world to have an exhibit devoted to it. It’s given us such perfect masterpieces like Titty-Flashing Australian Rose, Road-Fucking Australian Daffodils (are you sensing a theme here?), and many, many more. And a new Google Street View masterpiece has been created thanks to Australia, once again. If Google Street View is Picasso then Australia is Dora Maar. They go together like cake and frosting, like broccoli and mayo (shut up, we’ve been through this before, that’s a perfect combo!), and like a hard lubed-up dick and a puckering ready-t0-be-fucked b-hole. They are a match made in foolery heaven.
The latest Google Street View/Australia-produced magic was made in September 2017, but was recently caught by a Redditor. The Redditor made a GIF of a journey from space to Australia to Brisbane to Queen Street where a rebel hero really gave it to a Google Street View camera. Whenever I see a zooming GIF of Google Street View, it looks to me like footage from Earth’s colonoscopy. I wish that footage from my colonoscopy starred an angry rebel throwing up a double “fuck you.” “It’s cute that you think any living thing can live in your asshole for longer than 60 seconds.” – my GI doctor
The Google Street View hater didn’t stop there. He met up with the cam a second later and gave it to the man again.
I don’t know why this guy hates Google Street View so much. Did it expose him as a cheater to his piece? Has it not visited his ex’s street in years so he can’t see whether or not his ex has kept the wind chimes he bought them when they were together (I feel your pain, Google Street View hater)? Who knows, but I hope that he meets Google Street View again, because I really want to see him knock that cam off with a bat before chucking it into space. It’d be a reverse zoom in!
Pic: Google Street View