Thank Cheesus Kingston Rossdale and I didn’t go to the same Easter party, because I wore the exact same outfit yesterday – ICYDK

Ceiling Eyes reading a story to sick children at an orphanage on Easter Sunday. No, she’s at some dumb pool party in Vegas – Egotastic!

What Tiger Woods really meant is that some trick blew him pretty good in the bathroom while touching his beating anus The Superficial

Jakey at WonderCon – Lainey Gossip

Jamie Foxx can comfortably eat a pizza in a male shower. There’s seriously a Big Sausage Pizza joke in there somewhere – Towleroad

How is Sophie Reade going to get that car clean if she keeps posing with her ass out? – Hollywood Tuna

David at the Dentist did it better (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

This is a parody, right? – Celebitchy

Danielle Lloyd is sort of like a de-orangeanized Katie Price – Popoholic

Whose butthole is getting poked by Gerard Butler’s finger this week? – Just Jared

Do you get late-in-life gay vibes from Bethenny Frankel’s husband? – Popsugar

Wanda Sykes spoofs Erykah Badu’s naked ass “Window Seat” video – OMG Blog

What will Megan Fox ruin next? – I’m Not Obsessed

There might be a 5150 in Mischa Barton’s future – Celebslam

The Queen of Camel Toes meets The King of Homeless Signs – Cityrag

This is like The Shining twins as seen through the eyes of Karl Lagerfeld. Here’s the Olsen Trolls at the Broadway opening of Lend Me A Tenor dressed like two Italian grandmothers who are about to throw themselves on top of their son’s casket at his funeral.

You know, I bet you the I HATE KID hates this shit!

He probably hates it when people who aren’t going to a funeral dress in all black, because it makes other people feel sorry that you lost someone when you really aren’t in mourning. It plays with people’s emotions and forces them to waste their inner tears on you! He HATES that!

This brings new meaning to “Thank You For Being A Friend.” Wenn (via Yahoo!) is saying that porn company New Sensations will shoot a XXX parody of The Golden Girls next week starring Lisa Ann, Puma Suede, Julie Ann and Diamond Foxx. You know Dorothy (renamed Whore-othy) is going to be the one who knows her way around a strap-on.

They better not name this dark-sided mess The Golden Shower Girls. They also better not a shoot a scene of all them sploshing on a cheesecake on the lanai. Imagine the things they are going to do with cheesecake! It will be the only time in history that I’ll wish I was watching a creampie instead. Some things should be sacred! Like cheesecake…and lanais.

I would say that Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty are rolling in their graves over this blasphemous shit, but I have a feeling they are up in heaven with a bag of popcorn waiting to pop this porn in their Beta player:

And I think it’s safe to say that we all co-sign Suri’s review. Anyxenuboogers, while Tommy Girl was off stuffing man eggs in his bassket (yes, the extra “s” belongs) and kissing bunnies between the ears until they barfed on his nose, Stepford Katie and Suri spent their Easter afternoon at a bakery in Manhattan.

Hopefully when they were nibbling on scones in the bakery, Suri gently took Katie by the hand and told her that she needs to stop dressing like a 65-year-old Florida retiree going to ballroom dancing class at the rec center. While Tommy Girl is in the closet, can’t he pick out a good outfit for Katie?! Damn.

Why couldn’t Billy Corgan wait to dump Jessica Simpson on April 12th, the day that KFC unleashes the Double Down to the world!!! That way she would’ve had something new to drown her sorrows on. Or maybe Billy just couldn’t handle the third-degree burns his dick suffered every time he tried to tangle with Sexual Napalm. Whatever the case may be, Billy has moved on to a different Jessica. Specifically, Jess Origlasso of The Veronicas. The two went out in Sydney last night.

I will never understand Billy’s taste in chicks. Just like I won’t ever understand his taste in sweaters. First Tila Tequila, then Jessica Simpson and now one of The Veronicas?! If you’re not a future cast member of The Surreal Life or Dancing with the Has-Beens, Billy has no interest in dating your ass. It won’t be long before Billy starts smashing Snooki’s tainted pumpkins.

And I’m still mad at the bitch who made up the rumor that Billy played Jamie from Small Wonder. Can’t unsee.