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Lindsay Lohan has been infected with the Chikungunya virus and says she’s not going to let it ruin her vacation (from her vacation of a life) in French Polynesia. So in other words, French Polynesia is going to be completely out of all painkillers and other body-numbing drugs in 3..2….  – WWTDD

The chick from The Affair touched Jake Gyllenhaal’s shoulder while going for a walk, so that OBVIOUSLY means that they’re together and have signed a long-term relationship contract – Lainey Gossip 

In shocking news, a vapid, selfish member of a vapid, selfish family is too vapid and selfish to take care of another living thing – Celebitchy

Selena Gomez tried to be arty – Drunken Stepfather

Um, the police should have also charged Porsha Williams with driving while under the influence of complete fucking stupidity – Reality Tea

The Silver Fox says he needs to shave the silver scraggle off of his face for New Year’s Eve. If I only had anus dentata, I’d be able to nibble that scraggle off with my butthole teeth – Towleroad

“May the force be with you, biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!” – The Superficial

Two important things: Jayde Nicole still exists and she really knows how to use those Instagram filters – Hollywood Tuna

Jordin Sparks bought herself a Jeep for her birthday. I’m telling you that, because it’s something you needed to know – ICYDK

Every morning Kristen Stewart opens up her closet and as she looks at all her clothes, she asks herself, “What would Allen Ginsberg wear?” – Popoholic

Nicki Minaj’s teenage abortion is forever haunting her – Just Jared

John Mayer should really teach Jayde Nicole the art of Instagram filters – OMG Blog

The Sony hack might have come from INSIDE the house (sort of) – IDLYITW

Luise Rainer, the world’s oldest Oscar winner, has gone on to heaven – Jezebel

Every high-powered divorce attorney in the L.A. area bookmarked this article just in case Jennifer Garner hires them one day – HuffPo

Ryan Gosling isn’t going to be the next St. Angie anytime soon – Pajiba

And yet she still looks more natural and beautiful than Kim Kartrashian – SOW

Nicki Minaj BBI (Before Butt Implants) – Popsugar

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If you’re going to press play on that video, you should turn your sound all the way down unless you don’t care if the people around you call the police thinking that there’s been a bloody massacre. This video of a girl screaming her tonsils off after getting One Direction tickets for Christmas was uploaded to Facebook recently and I don’t think the insides of my ears will ever be the same again. She let out the kind shriek that Tommy Girl lets out whenever he sees John Travolta without his hair on.

I got the best present ever, microwaveable pork rinds, for Christmas and I didn’t even let out a scream like that. But then again, I’m not capable of doing that since I’m completely dead inside. If she let out an ear-killing, corpse-awakening scream like that over tickets, imagine the sounds she’ll make at the actual concert. No wonder Harry Styles has 45 pounds of hair covering his ears.

via Buzzfeed

Right before the meaning of true love’s heart completely crushed from the weight of the Jeremy Renner divorce news, it barfed up most of its insides from hearing that Charlize Theron may really be engaged to burnt pizza bubble Sean Penn.

I can’t believe that Charlize’s bad decision (aka fucking Sean Penn repeatedly) has been going on for a year. Time really does fly when you’re wet heaving up chunks of half-digested food while picture Sean Penn snort coke off of Charlize’s coochie lips. Rumors about Charlize getting engaged to Sean Penn shat up all over the internet in July, but she quickly denied that mess. But UsWeekly (via Refiner29) says that the Mowry-hating Wicked Witch of Soul Cycle really is engaged to a piece of angry salmon jerky.

During a vacation to Paris last month, Sean asked Charlize to take the relationship to the “next level.” Now, if a boyfriend asks me if I want to take it to the “next level,” I’d guess that either he wants my HBO GO password or he wants to do ass-to-mouth. But Sean wants to make Charlize his third wife. The source said that Charlize said yes even though he didn’t give her a ring. A different source tells E! News that they’re not engaged yet, but they’re talking about weddings a lot.

I think I’ve burned at least 80,000 calories from wrinkling my face while judging Charlize for proudly humping on that burnt piece of steak fat left on the grill, so I thank her for that, I guess. I’m past the point of judging her (HA! I actually typed that with a serious face), so I’ll just say that Sean Penn must cum pure coke and I hope that she lives in a furniture-less yurt free of chairs.

If you grew up in the 90s, today is the day you crack open that can of Surge or bottle of Orbitz that you’ve been saving since 1997 and pour one out, because a huge piece of your childhood has died. According to an obituary published by the Los Angeles Times today, voice actress Christine Cavanaugh passed away on December 22 at the age of 51 after fighting with cancer for a while.

If you have a working set of ears, you’d definitely be able to identify Christine Cavanaugh’s voice, especially since she was pretty much the voice of everything in the 90s. Christine was most well known for being the voice of Chuckie Finster from Rugrats, but she was also the voice of Babe from the movie Babe, Marty Sherman from The Critic, Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory, and sometimes she filled in as the voice of Bobby from King of the Hill when Pamela Adlon was busy. She was also an actress too; remember that episode of The X-Files where Mulder and Scully investigate the babies that were born with tails and they talk to that Star Wars-obsessed mom who thought the father of her tail-baby was Luke Skywalker? Christine Cavanaugh was that mom! “Please don’t taint my memory with your nerdiness” says Christine Cavanaugh from a recording booth in Heaven.

And I know Christmas has been over for a while now, but it seems fitting to pay tribute to Christine Cavanaugh by watching this clip of Babe singing Jingle Bells. Singing like a pig AND sounding better than most humans? That’s true talent.

As is the tradition in Hollywood when it comes to quitting your long-term piece, it sounds like shit between Chris Rock and his soon-to-be ex-wife Malaak Compton-Rock is starting to get rock-y (oh lord, I’ll show myself out for that one). TMZ says that Chris and Malaak are already fighting over their two daughters, 12-year-old Lola and 10-year-old Zahra. According to the divorce papers filed last Tuesday in New Jersey, Chris says that Malaak has been preventing him from seeing his daughters, and is asking for shared custody.

He also mentions that they signed a pre-nup back in 1996 when they got married, but that it’s expired because they’ve been together for almost 20 years. He also throws in a bit about Malaak having the “ability to work and contribute to her own support“, which kind of sounds like a fancy way of saying he’s not planning on backing a dump truck full of Grown Ups 2 money into her driveway every month.

Not to mention that shortly after Malaak released an amicable-sounding statement to People about their split, TMZ says Chris’ rep responded to it by making sure everyone knew it was Chris Rock who and ONLY Chris Rock who filed those divorce papers.

Its literally been less than 48-hours since Chris Rock and Malaak Compton-Rock sorry, JUST CHRIS ROCK announced he was quitting his wife, and so far we’ve got custody drama and money drama and who divorced who drama, so I can only imagine what’s next. I’m guessing either Seinfeld DVD collection drama or who gets custody of David Spade drama (“You keep him.” “No, he’s your friend – YOU keep him!“)