Night Crumbs

December 30, 2014 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan has been infected with the Chikungunya virus and says she’s not going to let it ruin her vacation (from her vacation of a life) in French Polynesia. So in other words, French Polynesia is going to be completely out of all painkillers and other body-numbing drugs in 3..2….  – WWTDD

The chick from The Affair touched Jake Gyllenhaal’s shoulder while going for a walk, so that OBVIOUSLY means that they’re together and have signed a long-term relationship contract – Lainey Gossip 

In shocking news, a vapid, selfish member of a vapid, selfish family is too vapid and selfish to take care of another living thing – Celebitchy

Selena Gomez tried to be arty – Drunken Stepfather

Um, the police should have also charged Porsha Williams with driving while under the influence of complete fucking stupidity – Reality Tea

The Silver Fox says he needs to shave the silver scraggle off of his face for New Year’s Eve. If I only had anus dentata, I’d be able to nibble that scraggle off with my butthole teeth – Towleroad

“May the force be with you, biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!”The Superficial

Two important things: Jayde Nicole still exists and she really knows how to use those Instagram filters – Hollywood Tuna

Jordin Sparks bought herself a Jeep for her birthday. I’m telling you that, because it’s something you needed to know – ICYDK

Every morning Kristen Stewart opens up her closet and as she looks at all her clothes, she asks herself, “What would Allen Ginsberg wear?” – Popoholic

Nicki Minaj’s teenage abortion is forever haunting her – Just Jared

John Mayer should really teach Jayde Nicole the art of Instagram filters – OMG Blog

The Sony hack might have come from INSIDE the house (sort of) – IDLYITW

Luise Rainer, the world’s oldest Oscar winner, has gone on to heaven – Jezebel

Every high-powered divorce attorney in the L.A. area bookmarked this article just in case Jennifer Garner hires them one day – HuffPo

Ryan Gosling isn’t going to be the next St. Angie anytime soon – Pajiba

And yet she still looks more natural and beautiful than Kim KartrashianSOW

Nicki Minaj BBI (Before Butt Implants) – Popsugar

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