Calvin Harris May Have Called Taylor Swift A Media Puppet Master On Instagram

June 24, 2016 / Posted by:

When buff giraffe Calvin Harris and yodeling giraffe Taylor Swift pinky swore to keep the details of their relationship between them, she was obviously crossing her fingers behind her back, because DUH. Trick has hit songs to write. But Calvin may also have been crossing his fingers behind his back, because he may have spilled some shit on Instagram yesterday.

There’s a rumor that Taylor is the one who dumped Calvin over the phone, and even though he’s supposedly all sad in the heart area over her being with Tom Hiddleston now, he tweeted (and deleted) about how he still loves and respects her. But since Calvin has a new album and a new single to peddle, he may have EXPOSED her in the comments of one of his Instagram posts last night. Calvin posted a promo picture of his new single “Hype” on Instagram, and in the comments he apparently got into a little Q&A about what went down with Taylor. Calvin supposedly deleted all his answers, but ONTD got screenshots.

When one Tay Tay fan asked Calvin why he dumped her, he denied dumping her and said that the media should be singing The Cranberries’ “Linger,” because she’s got them wrapped around her finger.



When another Tay Tay fan said that Calvin is just a JELIZ HAY-TURD because she moved on to Loki, he hit back with this:


Calvin also gave a thumbs up to someone who said that Taylor probably dumped him to be with Loki. BUT WAIT! A source tells Entertainment Tonight that Calvin didn’t write those comments. That could mean several things: It could mean that someone (read: a desperate Taylor Swift squad member with too much time on her hands. *cough* Jaime King *cough*) made those comments up in Photoshop. Or Calvin was in an Ambien and red wine-induced haze and doesn’t remember typing those words. Or Calvin didn’t technically write those comments, his assistant did it for him.

If it’s either the second one or the third one, then that’s a damn shame, because Calvin’s time with the master puppeteer herself was for nothing! You’re not supposed to talk shit about your ex on Instagram for free! You’re supposed to talk shit in a song  and drop clues in interviews while promoting that song. What’s the point of being in a relationship if you’re not going to turn it into profit$$$ after breaking up? Calvin was reportedly working on a song about Taylor, so I thought he got it. But maybe not. How dreadful!

And here’s ToTay and friends having an intimate and private dinner in front of a giant pap-friendly window in Nashville last night. Tom also met Taylor’s parents, so at this rate, they’ll be broken up in two weeks and he’ll be the new one calling her a media puppet master in Instagram comments.

Pics: Instagram, Splash

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