Hot Sluts Of The Day!
The Brighton Belles!
In honor of the Emmys happening tonight, let’s pay tribute to a show that would’ve found itself covered in Emmy trophies if it aired in the US. And by that I mean everyone would’ve thrown heavy objects, including trophies, at it to make it go away. America has redone a British show and made it worse time and time again, and in 1993, Britain decided that two can play at that game. After multiple-Emmy winner The Golden Girls (aka the greatest show that has ever existed in history) ended in 1992, ITV in the UK decided to keep it alive by doing a British version of it.
Birthday Sluts
Fred Willard (77)
Patrick Schwarzenegger (23)
Jinkx Monsoon (29)
Angela Simmons (29)
Keeley Hazell (30)
Danielle Jonas (30)
Nina Arianda (32)
Alison Lohman (37)
Billy Eichner (38)
Barrett Foa (39)
Sara Haines (39)
Ronaldo (40)
Jason Sudeikis (41)
Xzibit (42)
Towanda Braxton (43)
James Marsden (43)
Lance Armstrong (45)
Jada Pinkett Smith (45)
Aisha Tyler (46)
Tara Fitzgerald (49)
Ricky Bell (49)
Holly Robinson Peete (52)
Joanne Catherall (54)
Lori and George Schappell (55)
Jeana Keough (61)
Ben Carson (65)
Anna Deavere Smith (66)
Satan’s Angel (72)
Frankie Avalon (76)
Robert Blake (83)
June Foray (99)
James Gandolfini (1961-2013)
Pic: Parade
Open Post: Hosted By The Russian Hero Who Saved A Terrified Kitteh
Russia isn’t exactly known for driver safety. Knowing that will probably make you watch this video of a poor kitten trapped on a Russian highway through your fingers. Don’t worry, it has a happy ending.
Vladimir Putin should just get back on his horse and ride away (take your bestie with you, please). Because the gentleman who SHOULD be running Russia has now been revealed! Check out this seriously harrowing video (via Uproxx) in which a tiny kitty falls out of an SUV on to a busy expressway. Things look dire for the poor thing as vehicles literally drive OVER it without stopping. You almost don’t want to watch. Finally, a hero straight out of a Bonnie Tyler jam pulls up, exits his car, and carries the poor lil’ thing to safety.
You can watch the video below. Warning, it’s disturbing but don’t worry – kitteh is ok!
https://youtu.be/12hkDq4o3uA
Kim Kardashian’s Best Friend Jonathan Cheban Is Now A Food Expert
Kardashian barnicle Jonathan Cheban, having tired of his occupation as “Kim’s douchebag bestie” has now decided he’s a food expert. He calls himself @FoodGod on Snapchat and, SPOILER ALERT, he’s still a douchebag except now he’s a menu expert. This interview he did with GQ actually made me feel sorry for Kim, Khloe, and the rest of the koven. They hang out with this fool. Feeling anything but revulsion for the K-Klan made me want to close my laptop and sign in to a monastery because where else can you turn when that happens? GQ went to dinner at NYC’s Tao restaurant with Jonathan and sparkling gems were mined.
Henry Cavill Will Star In Another Superman Movie
Yay? That’s about the only reaction I can muster. In an interview with Newsweek, Henry Cavill’s new manager revealed that he’s going to star in another standalone Superman flick. Yep, I’m kind of back to the weak “yay?” Wait, can Henry show off an ass like this one in his supersuit? That might inspire some more enthusiasm from me and the rest of the gals. Either that or fire Hank and get the owner of that donk to take over as both movie AND tv Supes. Cuz’ damn. That donk pic is now used for avatars on some of the dirtier Tumblrs. Not that I know about dirty Tumblrs. *hides face in hands*
Jimmy Kimmel Says That Jennifer Garner Came Up With “I’m F**king Ben Affleck”
First of all, the title of this post should have been “Jimmy Kimmel Owes Actor David Krumholtz A Heartfelt Apology.“ You’ll understand by the end. The much-more-preferable late night “Jimmy” sat down with People and Entertainment Weekly and revealed that Ben Affleck’s live-in ex Jennifer Garner was the impetus for Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” vid from 2009.