Melania Trump Settled Her Libel Case Against The Daily Mail For $2.9 Million
Last year, The Daily Mail republished a rumor from Slovenian tabloid Suzy that insinuated that Melania Trump may have rented her vagine out to men while trying to make it as a model. The modeling agency that Melania was signed to in the 1990s was allegedly also a leased cooch emporium. Suzy’s article claimed that some of the models also worked as call girls. Well, when they go low, Melania goes to her lawyers and gets money.
Melania’s lawyers originally filed a $150 million lawsuit against The Daily Mail in Maryland, but that lawsuit was thrown out because the judge couldn’t find a connection between the state and The Daily Mail. So Melania’s lawyers refiled the lawsuit in New York a couple of months ago. Melania won’t have to furiously search for the perfect Michelle Obama speech to repeat on the stand while testifying in front of a jury, because the lawsuit was settled. The Daily Mail admitted they were in the wrong and spit up an apology to Melania and that apology didn’t end with: “We’re sorry for calling you a hooker, because everyone knows you’re more of a gold digger!” I thought I knew you, Daily Mail.
Brace Yourselves For A Labor Room Paparazzi Shoot, Because Heidi Montag Is Knocked Up
More like, “Another UsWeekly Cover At Last!”
Ceiling Eyes, Kristin Cavallari, Holly Montag and Stacie the Bartender already have kids. Lauren Conrad currently has a baby in her womb. So does the unseasoned sliver of soggy celery stalk who worked at Teen Vogue. And now it’s Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s turn to spawn! The Hills are alive with the sound of pregnancy farts. It’s as if MTV paid them all to have children around the same time, because in 20 years, all of those kids can be cast members on The Hills reboot called The Flats. MTV will have to call it The Flats since erosion will eat the Hollywood Hills by then.
Mel B Has Been Granted A Restraining Order Against Her Former Nanny
The messiest situation to happen regarding a Spice Girl since Nicola went into labor at the club continues. Mel B now has two restraining orders. One is against her estranged husband and alleged abuser Stephen Belafonte, and TMZ says she now has one against her ex-nanny Lorraine Gilles.
Dorothy Mengering, David Letterman’s Mom, Has Died
The past 12 hours haven’t been great for nerds who used to stay home on Friday nights in high school watching late night TV and listening to records from the 80s. First, J. Geils, of the J. Geils Band was found dead in his home at the age of 71. Now, David Letterman’s adorable mother, Dorothy Mengering, passed away. She died at her home in Indiana yesterday. She was 95.
“Dave’s Mom” was easily one of the best parts about Late Night with David Letterman and Late Show with David Letterman. Dave’s Mom first appeared on Late Night in 1986, but she really stole everyone’s hearts eight years later when Dave got her to cover the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lillehammer. Dorothy might share the same name as one of the Golden Girls, but she really was a combination of all four. She was sweet, a little sassy, unintentionally sarcastic, and didn’t seem to give a shit. Like when she trolled Nancy Kerrigan during an interview by repeatedly asking her if she wanted a hot cocoa. Dorothy went on to cover two more Winter Olympic games for Late Show.
Dave also used to bring her on to talk about cooking or feature her via satellite from her home in Indiana. Like above, when Dave put a camera in her home to play a game called Guess The Pie for their Thanksgiving episode. She showed up a couple times a year on holidays. She later wrote a cook book called Home Cookin’ with Dave’s Mom.
In 2015, Dorothy suffered a stroke, but according to David Letterman, she was fine afterwards. She was married twice and leaves behind three kids and five grandkids. There’s tons of clips of Dorothy being extremely charming, but here’s one of Dorothy rehearsing a Thanksgiving Late Show segment with Richard Simmons.
Rest in peace, Dorothy.
Pic: CBS
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Water Skiing Stripper!
There’s no plans to make a Magic Mike 3, but if Channing Tatum ever gets one together, he should hire this hot unknown water skiing stripper to join the cast, because this dude expertly combines the art of stripping and water sports (put down your dollars, Trump, I don’t mean it like that). This video of a hot piece stripping down to his swimming chonies while water skiing has gone viral, because the internet is like a giant cat that gets hypnotized by shiny things and the shiny thing in this case is wet man nipples!
There’s really not much to say about this. Just blast Flashdance…What A Feeling and get into it:
My dog tried to jump on the couch yesterday and his poor ass didn’t make it. He ended up falling on his back. What I’m getting at, is that my dog’s couch fail was more graceful than this guy’s water skiing stripping skills. But who cares if he looks more like a drunk and stoned me trying to get my clothes off before passing out in bed at the end of the night?! There’s man nipples!
Pic: Facebook
Birthday Sluts
Ilana Glazer (30)
Saoirse Ronan (23)
Jessie James (29)
Brooklyn Decker (30)
Brendon Urie (30)
Matt McGorry (31)
Brian McFadden (37)
Claire Danes (38)
Jennifer Morrison (38)
Riley Smith (39)
Marley Shelton (43)
Claudia Jordan (44)
Christina Moore (44)
Shannen Doherty (46)
Retta (47)
Art Alexakis (55)
Magda Szubanski (56)
Vince Gill (60)
Andy Garcia (61)
Pat Travers (63)
Flavio Briatore (67)
David Cassidy (67)
David Letterman (70)
Ed O’Neill (71)
Herbie Hancock (77)
Beverly Cleary (101)
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