Night Crumbs
Two years after Naomi Campbell welcomed her first child, a daughter, she has announced that she’s now a mother of two. 53-year-old Naomi announced on Instagram that her daughter now has a baby brother. Naomi didn’t give any details but wrote, “It’s never too late to become a mother.” Well, if Al Pacino can bust out a baby at 83. And I’m not a parent (“Thank all the deities for that” – everyone), but I would think that the whole “it’s never too late to become a parent” thing only really comes into play when you’ve got money, more money, more money, some more money, and even more money. Did I mention money? – SOW
Meanwhile, in London, Princess Kate probably thought she was serving on-trend Barbiecore twee-ness, but to me, she looks more like a Mary Kay sales rep if Mary Kay existed in the 1950s – Lainey Gossip
Reason #657,999 for why my ears should file a restraining order against me: I listened to Fall Out Boy’s cringe-inducing updated cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire. And well, Fall Out Boy kind of did start the fire since they’re getting roasted on Twitter for this – Too Fab
Nikki Reed announced that she gave birth to her and Ian Somerhalder’s second child a few weeks ago. Well, I hope a “few weeks ago” doesn’t mean May 28th because we all know that’s International Ian Somerhalder Day. It’s HIS day! – Just Jared
And at the third season premiere of The Witcher in London, Henry Cavill served mob boss henchman while his girlfriend Natalie Viscuso gave us Fashion Nova Elvira – Celebitchy
FYI: Jennifer Lawrence hates Tom Sandoval – Pajiba
After Warner Bros. Discovery laid off a bunch of TCM higher-ups, the Captain Save-A-Ho trio of Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, and Paul Thomas Anderson held an emergency meeting with CEO David Zaslav about the fate of the network. It’s now been announced that Spielberg, Scorsese, and PTA will volunteer at TCM without getting a check. So wait, a bunch of paid executives lost their jobs, and now three master filmmakers are working for the network for free? “I should fire executives more often,” said David Zaslav somewhere – IndieWire
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